skype queef

The act of a queef explosion during skype sex in which the queef boogers fly out onto one's computer screen/keyboard making for a very messy clean up.

Bro: Wait.. i cant see you anymore on skype theres like dark spots on the screen....

Chick: omg im so embarrassed i just skype queefed!!! :(

by QueefMcGee123 May 12, 2010

Raging Queef

when a girl queefs so hard that she creates a thunder like experience which knocks pictures off the wall, objects off the table, and peels the paint off the walls.

my girlfriends raging queef caused 10 000 in damage to my new appartment.

by charizard April 20, 2006

queef keef

A young boy whose name is Keefer that has a mangina. He queefs a lot.

What's up Queef Keef?!?!?

by TheyCallMeBigMike March 04, 2014

queef nut

when a girl farts out her vagina and a nut comes out

WHOAAA that girl had a queef nut.

by mowill23 May 18, 2009

Fluttering Queef

the process of making a completely disgusting sexual act proper by asking for it in a British accent.

MAN: darling, might you shit in my mouth while whilst i masturbate?

WOMAN: before or after tea & crumpets?

MAN: Of course BEFORE, darling.

WOMAN: very well then.

MAN:(reverting back to hillbilly accent due to excitement) WOO BOY we gonna have us some FLUTTERING QUEEF TODAY!!!

by jimmyWOW July 12, 2010

queef inhaler

After sex occurs and therefore possibly a queef would slip out, a sexual act would happen in which the man (or woman) would wait with his lips around the lady's vagina and wait for a queef to happen so he can literally inhale it, and swallow the fumes.

"That dude's a freak, hes a queef inhaler"

by Maxyboi July 03, 2006

Newspaper queef

When the queef so fucking nasty it sounds like wet paper being flopped around like

Girl:flppspspspspps
Gary:damn nigga was that a newspaper queef?!

by Nigger poop June 20, 2019