Potatum

Potatum (pronounced po-tay-tum) is Latin for potato, however it is also linked to the name Tatum, meaning cheerful. The Romans believed the a potato was a cheerful vegetable built of what is calledhappy matter. It is thought to have brought luck and happiness into peoples lives.

Now though it is commonly used as an insult as the potato cannot think for itself. Scientests have carried out several test proviving the potatoes can be used for batteries when mixed with copper but it does not prove that the potato has a mind of its own.

Euan: He got all of the answers wrong in the test!
Robert: What a Potatum!

Potatum by haamooseesee1 August 25, 2008

Potato Chipped 

Created in the year 2010 n: A term used on a person who is unknowingly projecting personal refrences on ongoing sexual intercourse, the term derived from the popular potato chip brand "Lay's" which can be percieved as the word "Layed" meaning (someone who has participated in sexual intercourse)

A: "Why is she so mad"
B: "I don't know but she definatly needs to get "Potato Chipped"!

Potato Chipped by xcrozx January 3, 2011

Potato 

The best food in the world!!!

dude 1- What did you have for dinner?
dude 2- Just some potato chips and French fries.
dude 1- YEAH POTATOES ROCK!!!

Potato by Colin H. Christ August 17, 2008

potato bomb 

a form of mashed starch appearing cool on the outside yet blistering hot in the center which is often not discovered until right before swallowing where at this point it is lodged in the esophugus and burns the tissue causing swelling and loss of taste.

OH MY GOD! a potato bomb exploded in my mouth and now i have to call into work and drink beer all day to relieve the excrutiating and disabilitating pain,

potato bomb by Megan Carrell September 24, 2005

shirt potatoes 

See breasts, tits or boobs.

My god, look at those shirt potatoes!

shirt potatoes by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

Digging My Potato 

The act of sticking it through a tough situation. Tough times calls for tough character.

Origins:
The title of a song from Cowboy Bebop, a classic anime. A harmonica is used throughout the song, gives a very old western feel to it.

Vicious: You should see yourself. Do you have any idea what you look like right at this moment, Spike?

Spike Spiegel: What?

Vicious: A ravenous beast. The same blood runs through both of us. The blood of a beast who wanders, hunting for the blood of others.

Spike Spiegel: I've bled all that kind of blood away.

Vicious: THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?

Spike Spiegel: I'm digging my potato.

Digging My Potato by ilGaucho August 30, 2010

Baked Potato 

Placing your non-erect cock in between someones butt cheeks.

I sneaked up on Suzannah while she was bending over tying her shoe, and placed my penis down her exposed butt crack and shouted "Baked Potato!"

Baked Potato by Yum--cake balls January 5, 2011