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magnificent pontoons of love

She took off her bra and showed me her magnificent pontoons of love!
by Teratogen June 28, 2011
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douche pontoon

A person achieves this maximum level after evolving from the form douche canoe. Only the douchiest of douche canoes can obtain this legendary final form. Proceed with caution, because standing close to them for long periods of time is more legal than bathing in nuclear waste.
Ohhh my god! Tabitha has evolved into the final form of a douche pontoon! Run for your life!!
by PaulieD13 May 9, 2017
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bull porco

It is something like PORCO DIO but you can use this everywhere cause it’s not offensive
*hurt a table with foot’s toe* “BULL PORCO, that pain!”
by George.hater January 2, 2018
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octopus porno

the kinky shit you watch on some shitty ass hentai site when ur close to ending your live and most of you parents have some form terminal brain cancer
UR An asian fatty who watchet to much octopus porno
by Sand Digger in Africa November 30, 2017
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Anthony Porco

The type of guy any girl would want to fall in love with. Anthony is a kind & caring person who will do anything for you. He is always trying to make everyone happy & puts others before himself. He has a great personality, and very handsome looks although he wont admit it. Anthony participated in many sports and is a very strong athlete. Many younger kids look up to him & admire this boy. If you are his girlfriend, you are so lucky to have him. You will never have to worry about loosing him, Anthony is a respectful & loyal person who will never judge you or put you down. He will never fail to put a smile on your face & always knows how to make your day even with one sentence. Anthony is a humble and amazing boy and every second with him is worth a million years.
I am so lucky to have Anthony Porco.
by mays2005 April 21, 2019
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Mystery Porno

When you're in a Zoom chat, and you hear a porno playing in the background, but you don't know who's watching it.

When you're watching a porno in a Zoom chat, and you try your best to convince the call that you aren't watching it.
Zoom User 1: What are those strange noises?

Zoom User 2: Mystery porno. these happen way too often.
by Based Cringe Based Based August 17, 2020
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Dolly Parton

Your lazy ass coworker that only works 9 to 5.
by CCPLeBron December 12, 2020
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