Bob--Did you guys see my hockey stick anywhere?
Bill--Yeah Danny was giving Jenna the old Poke Check in the locker room man.
Bob--FUCK!
Bill--Yeah Danny was giving Jenna the old Poke Check in the locker room man.
Bob--FUCK!
by TheNambuNinja September 6, 2011
Get the Poke Checkmug. To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that feces may already be spreading the anus and attempting to escape.
by Tommy November 19, 2003
Get the turtle head poking outmug. Think about it: If a girl smokes a pack of cigarettes,that means she's simulating the act of sucking 20 little white dicks every day!
The odds are even higher if she smokes and has a tattoo!
The odds are even higher if she smokes and has a tattoo!
dad:son,i give you just one piece of advice about women,If she smokes, she pokes..
son:ok,thanks dad.
son:ok,thanks dad.
by mohair May 27, 2007
Get the If she smokes, she pokesmug. a term used by insomniacs to describe that feeling when you've only slept a few hours in the past couple of nights, rendering you useless, as if someone has fucked you in the eyeballs and injected syrup into your brain.
Ian couldn't get jack shit accomplished this week after experiencing another Aunt Jemima Eye Poke over the weekend.
by dmonet October 28, 2008
Get the Aunt Jemima Eye Pokemug. 1. Phrase used to personify either attractive, or unattractive females who smoke cigarettes.
a. It is a proven fact that women who partake in the indulgences of tobacco products will most likely do the same with sexual intercourse.
b. Women who do not smoke are more likely to not have as many sexual encounters as those who do smoke.
a. It is a proven fact that women who partake in the indulgences of tobacco products will most likely do the same with sexual intercourse.
b. Women who do not smoke are more likely to not have as many sexual encounters as those who do smoke.
Biggs: Hey look over your left shoulder at that chick in the red.
Barker: (looks) Yeah man-- go say what's up.
Biggs: Hell yeah man, she's lighting up?
Barker: Are you into smokers now?
Biggs: Nah man, if she smokes...she pokes.
Barker: (looks) Yeah man-- go say what's up.
Biggs: Hell yeah man, she's lighting up?
Barker: Are you into smokers now?
Biggs: Nah man, if she smokes...she pokes.
by heybarker October 16, 2008
Get the If she smokes...she pokesmug. by Bud E Love May 7, 2003
Get the pig ina pokemug. On Facebook when you poke someone on facebook, you poke everyone they've poked, and everyone they've poked...this is how PTD's are spread
Guy 1: I just poked her on facebook
Guy 2: yeah, but she's poked like over 100 people as well
Guy 1: so i could possibly have poking transmitted disease(PTD)
Guy 2: afraid so
Guy 1: damn it
Guy 2: yeah, but she's poked like over 100 people as well
Guy 1: so i could possibly have poking transmitted disease(PTD)
Guy 2: afraid so
Guy 1: damn it
by movieguy92 March 20, 2011
Get the Poking Transmitted Disease(PTD)mug.