pleased to meet you

Said on being introduced to someone

This is my wife, Pleased to meet you

by Debskelly1985 August 15, 2021

Pleased

Expressing satisfaction

I'm pleased with my report card

by Ichigo06090 October 9, 2022

Check, please!

When you desperately want to escape an awkward situation because its just like so cringe

Penitent: I don't know what do to. I've tried everything. This sin just controls my life and can't find hope anywhere.
Priest: Hmmmmmm.... check, please!!!!

by BriggsBriggs April 22, 2022

for the love of god please for the love of god

you lost hope in humanity

Mom: You have to do your homework, dishes, and every single chore in the house
You: For the love of god please for the love of god!

by TheChhingieahsdhb May 5, 2022

Seizure to please her

Marked by BDE and born from the idea that men with small packages coined the expression “It’s not about the size, it’s about the motion in the ocean”; men with heavy packages can now imagine the little guys falling out during sex due to having little to no shaft.

So when they’re doing it, they gotta just scissor you basically or they’ll fall out. Gotta seizure to please her?

by Kilobravo January 8, 2022

please

the word used to beg your mom for some money to trick her into giving it to you.

mom- you dont need any money
me- please mom

mom- uggg fine

by c0op3r January 17, 2022

pleasing

a company that was created by harry styles. they sell nail polish, as well as beauty products and even merchandise! find your pleasing at pleasing.com :)

person 1: have you seen that harry styles created a company?
person 2: what?! he did? where can i purchase anything at?
person 1: pleasing.com
person 2: okay! i’m definitely going to check it out!

by harrystylesenthusiast December 5, 2021