Pimp

v. Live off the earnings of a prostitute

John couldn't pimp if his life depended on it

by truth teller December 29, 2003

phiphi

A girl who is very cute with a nice cute ass too. Only to be an 9/10, but nonetheless cute. A very fun girl who is always apathetic. ALWAYS easy to get in bed. Her head always seems to stay on top, but actually constantly crashing. Picky with no sense of direction at all. She likes da mexicans outside of home depot, but will always be mine.

She deliberately tries to troll people because she loves to be a little shit.
HER SKIN IS SO SOFT. When she hugs, its nice. She likes to watch the rain, but loves to dance around in it. HER SKIN IS SO SOFT THOUGH so soft. A phiphi in her natural habitat, loves to do stupid shit. She will look at her reflection for many hours just to try to not appear obnoxious to herself; cutey w/o swag. phiphis always seem make everything look plain, make sure da gorgeous girl isnt standing next to it durr. Phiphi often loves to eat cheesecake and squid. While this creature is very cute, it is also not very bright nope but she can still be angel in dark. Often calm and tend to keep ones voice to a minimal to not be eaten by stronger animals in the kingdom. A phiphi is weak creature in the kingdom and can act malicious only to the psychological sense. Her hugs are nice and can lure in beasts. when put to the test this girl will come out to the top no doubt, if not this beast will make sure we rise now and forever unless he has a pizza or is being lazy. Sum it up: A phiphi is poetry in motion.

Vincent: You're so cute!
PhiPhi: Fk you very much!
Vincent: FUck you!

Phiphi: fuCK YOU
Vincent:fuuuuuuck you~
Phiphi: FUCK YOU.

Vincent: 15 minutes?

Phiphi: -blank stare-

Vincent: been ready i ono bout you love is a confusing language ya.

Vincent: . . .whatever i guess to me, this is just the best thing that never was nah fuck that

WHAT WOULD PORKU DO!?

Porku: kaaaa meeee haaa meee HAAAAA wait wat you gave her your number tho? lol fag wat u some hotline blind??? GET DA REAL TING!!
Vincent: POrrrkku da fuq et tu porku!? ET TU-?! its hotline bling fuck outta here you super sayian bacon. But it pops up in my head something I wrote in a letter to her, but this game is sold separately and I’m done with the hype. This is stuff that should be said if our paths cross if our eyes meet; dat malice of what I don’t understand.

by SomethingInMyPantsIsObscene. August 28, 2017

social pimp

....any person who receives a pay cheque or profit living off the avails of the vulnerable or poor, gives nothing back in return and tends to inflict harm on the already injured, tends to be government employee or elected persons but not exclusively

The slum landlord is a social pimp.

by MsDeeVeeAns March 18, 2008

grip pimp

a skateboarding male who also gets a lot of female attention

"Nigga im a grip pimp, don't get it twisted"

by Najiyyah Phipps January 13, 2009

pimp

Pussy In My Possesion

This pimp right here owns his hoes

by geoffrey easterling April 20, 2005

Pimp Ship

Obviously, the space ship for Pimps. But these aint no normal pimps, no. They are technologically advanced alien-like pimps. They can fly from galaxy to galaxy, to and fro, dropping off and picking up their space hoes. Due to their technological advances they have an on-board hoe-storage system, therefore they can pick up their space-hoe, deposit them and keep them safe, healthy and ready for another vigorous session of spacing it up on other planets. This way the space pimps never have to repeat TV show Scrubs character Snoop Dogg Interns words of, "Where my hoes at?", because they will know exactly where they are, in their little hoe depository system. Think of pokemon, the computer, where you store the pokeballs, it's like that, only with hoes, yeahhhh now you get me! By the way, Scrubs and Pokemon are both very glorious.

"Did you hear big daddy lost a space hoe?"

"Impossible, not with the new hoe storage device"

"Well, apparently the Pimp Ship didn't turn up"

"Shitt son"

by twatfacepartyboy June 30, 2009

phimmy

all these tools who like counterstrike and need to get a beatdown, instead of killing fake guys, why not interact with people face to face, fo shizzle my nizzle

you guys are phimmies (because you are the biggest tools EVER)

by cockintheassbecasueCSsucks March 20, 2003