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atrophy patient

What an in home caregiver has when they keep a patient in a state of atrophy for job security. They do as little as possible for their patient so the patient does not improve to a point of not needing care.
My atrophy patient is not asking for any in home exercises so I’m not going to suggest anything so I can sit and watch tv for most of my shift. It’s easy money.
by anonymous August 1, 2024
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Miracle potion

Doctor Mike's new definition of Detox, a miracle potion.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, did you see that new detox smoothie on TikTok?"
Guy 2:"You mean that stupid miracle potion? Please, it doesn't do anything."
by unfortunate anemo August 14, 2024
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Goku potion

A potion that is so delicious it gives you a ki boost irl, but as a side-effect you get diabetes. If you chug it you are gifted ultra instinct but at rhe price of your life
Jeremy drank the goku potion but he passed out shortly after, it was too powerful for him
by Blaze the dragon November 7, 2023
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The Patient Soul

Otherwise known as Exxistq, this soul is found in the depths of the void, and it prefers to be undisturbed.

When disturbed it will violently rip you apart limb from limb making you scream out in terror as it will hypnotize you into having died over and over again..
Do be careful young Traveler, The Patient Soul Lingers in the void.
by Hayabusa5239 December 31, 2023
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El Patrón

It's a guy who is always skipping class, he doesn't study a shit and somehow he still passes (sometimes), he is also always getting into trouble and being "amonestado" (punished) by the "jefa de estudios" (director of studies), usually when that happens, she says "se te ha acabado el choyo" as a way of saying that the Patrón is gonna be punished. The Patrón is also doing crazy cool stuff such as burning a lake, beating up a yonqui, or even shouting silly shit such ass "soyyy aññañin" in the middle of the class. However, he also has some smart sentences such as "los chivatos pal río" or " "te wa mochar compadre".

It's easy to recognize him, he always wears a chandal, and if by any chance he has gone to class, you will find him at the back of the class makinando about the teacher's jeans. He also doesn't know a shit about English, so if he finds out this definition about him, it won't matter as he won't understand. Pigeon.

This definition also refers to the boss of an illegal drug-selling company, but the real patrón is El Patrón.
AHHH, el Patrón, jaajjaj se ha cargado la pizarra
by tumadretieneunapolla January 17, 2024
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El Patrón

El Patrón is a short male specimen guy, with usually brown hair (sometimes white), who is always skipping class, so its difficult to find him in class, he is always "por el bloque", he studies a fucking shit but still, he passes (not always). He is always, always getting into trouble, that's why he hasn't got a very nice relationship with the "jefa de estudios" (director of studies), and that is why he gets innocently "amonestado" and every time that happens, the "jefa de estudios" will say "se te ha acabado el choyo" as a way of getting el Patrón to know that he has gotten into trouble and he will be punished, poor Patrón, however, he doesn't give a fuck and laughs about it, he is even capable of wiping his ass with the "amonestación".
Nevertheless, el Patrón also does some fucking cool crazy stuff such as burning a lake, beating a yonqui, or shouting stupid things during class such as "soooyyy añññaññiiiiin", he loves to tell us stories about his adventures.
The Patrón has also got some cool sentences such as "los chivatos pal río" or "te vas a llevar un palo compadre"

This definition also refers to the boss of an illegal drug-selling company.
AHHHHH, El Patrón, jajajaaja se ha cargado una pizarra
by tumadretieneunapolla January 17, 2024
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Na-ption

Na-ption (noun)
Pronunciation: /nop-shun/
Definition: The brilliant fusion of "Non-alcoholic" and "Option," denoting a choice that's booze-free but still exciting or satisfying
Ryan's Na-ption for the evening was a mocktail that looked so convincing, even his friends were tempted to try it instead of their usual cocktails.
by Boy351cobra November 16, 2023
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