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Padening

1. The act of performing a hobby on a higher level than the average hobbyist. Typically to an illegal extent.

2. Fast car logic; implied
Person 1: “This is getting problematic, did he go padening at the Lowe’s again?”

Person 2: “Yea. Didn’t you see him with the disassembled forklift on the roof of the Honda?”
by EvilKitty3000 July 12, 2025
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Panenis

When one's panini sandwich looks strikingly similar to a penis.
That is one long panenis you got there.
by Snazzycatlady August 13, 2025
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Panenis

A panini sandwich that has a strikingly similar resemblance to a penis.
My panini is pretty long - it should be a panenis.
by Snazzycatlady August 13, 2025
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Parent Watching

When someone judges how a Parent is Parenting their kids.
"She shouldn't let her kids play video games all night" no you just Parent Watching, it's my kids let them have fun.

"Kids shouldn't be exposed to lgbtq+ content" no you just Parent Watching, they can understand it.
"They shouldn't punish their kid for having one C" no you just Parent Watching, my kid need to be smart and successful.

"A father should be disciplative" no you just Parent Watching, My kid turn out respectful.

"A mother can't raise a kid without a father properly" no you just Parent Watching, my kid turned out normal.
by Daytime35 September 8, 2025
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parental technology mismatch

When you ask your parents for the latest PlayStation, but instead you get older, more obscure gaming console Commodore CDTV / Philips CD-i / Casio Loopy because your parents don't want to get addicted to video games. Same as when you ask your parents for the latest smartphone, but instead you get Texas Instrument calculator that has always been the same since 1995, a Jewish flip phone, an MP3 nugget, and a digital camcorder because your parents don't want to get addicted to smartphone.
When I asked my parents for the latest PlayStation, I ended up with a Commodore CDTV instead, highlighting the classic parental technology mismatch.
by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025
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parentification

The psychological phenomenon where children grow up too fast, often taking on adult responsibilities to please their parents and surrounding adults.
She became the family caregiver at a young age, a classic case of parentification that made her miss out on a normal childhood.
by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025
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Parental Darwinism

Parental Darwinism is the complete failure of a parent at raising their kid.
She should get a award for Parental Darwinism with how bad she screwed up that kid by coddling him and teaching him to be nothing but a cunt.
by Mike OxMaul 187 September 27, 2025
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