A creature/monster that behaves near identically to a zombie, but has enough differences from a stereotypical zombie that it can be difficult to class them as zombies (e.g., Clickers from The Last of Us)
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A Parentner is a person who shares the role of parenting with their former romantic partner in a spirit of love, respect, and collaboration. Though no longer spouses or in a romantic relationship, Parentners remain united as a family through their shared commitment to their children’s well-being.
They are not husband or wife — they are Parentners:
partners in parenting,
co-creators of peace,
and steady co-navigators in their child’s life journey.
(noun)
pair-ent-ner
A Parentner is a person who shares the role of parenting with their former romantic partner in a spirit of love, respect, and collaboration. Though no longer spouses or in a romantic relationship, Parentners remain united as a family through their shared commitment to their children’s well-being.
They are not husband or wife — they are Parentners:
partners in parenting,
co-creators of peace,
and steady co-navigators in their child’s life journey.
by KLOMC June 14, 2025
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"She shouldn't let her kids play video games all night" no you just Parent Watching, it's my kids let them have fun.
"Kids shouldn't be exposed to lgbtq+ content" no you just Parent Watching, they can understand it.
"They shouldn't punish their kid for having one C" no you just Parent Watching, my kid need to be smart and successful.
"A father should be disciplative" no you just Parent Watching, My kid turn out respectful.
"A mother can't raise a kid without a father properly" no you just Parent Watching, my kid turned out normal.
"Kids shouldn't be exposed to lgbtq+ content" no you just Parent Watching, they can understand it.
"They shouldn't punish their kid for having one C" no you just Parent Watching, my kid need to be smart and successful.
"A father should be disciplative" no you just Parent Watching, My kid turn out respectful.
"A mother can't raise a kid without a father properly" no you just Parent Watching, my kid turned out normal.
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Get the pare mug.When you ask your parents for the latest PlayStation, but instead you get older, more obscure gaming console Commodore CDTV / Philips CD-i / Casio Loopy because your parents don't want to get addicted to video games. Same as when you ask your parents for the latest smartphone, but instead you get Texas Instrument calculator that has always been the same since 1995, a Jewish flip phone, an MP3 nugget, and a digital camcorder because your parents don't want to get addicted to smartphone.
When I asked my parents for the latest PlayStation, I ended up with a Commodore CDTV instead, highlighting the classic parental technology mismatch.
by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025
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She became the family caregiver at a young age, a classic case of parentification that made her miss out on a normal childhood.
by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025
Get the parentification mug.She should get a award for Parental Darwinism with how bad she screwed up that kid by coddling him and teaching him to be nothing but a cunt.
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