someone sucks there peiod blood out of a women. gargles it in there mouth, drinks it, throws it back up into a pan with an egg in it to make an omllete. shove the omllete up there arse while masturbating whilst being strangled and whipped.
guy1: you no all the stuff in the box above?
guy2: yer
guy1: i did it all :D
guy2: um... ok
guy1: bloody egging is now my new hobby
guy2: thats great
guy2: yer
guy1: i did it all :D
guy2: um... ok
guy1: bloody egging is now my new hobby
guy2: thats great
by the public illustrator November 15, 2009
A love egg is comfortable, loving place where friends can study, watch TV, or just hang out. It is created by pushing two couches (preferably of same size) together to create an enclosed space (a love egg).
Brianna: "hey guys I made a love egg on the lien one common room, want to come study"
Sammie: "Oh sure, as soon as I'm done watching meatspin!"
Alyssa: "Thanks for making such a special place for us to hang out Brianna"
Sammie: "Oh sure, as soon as I'm done watching meatspin!"
Alyssa: "Thanks for making such a special place for us to hang out Brianna"
by DeltaINO May 14, 2009
by Simica March 24, 2003
Terry: Hey Phil, did your dog just shit in my garden?
Phil: No Tel, you must be mistaken. Thats a barkers egg.
Phil: No Tel, you must be mistaken. Thats a barkers egg.
by seamanrob May 04, 2011
An asshole person who acts in such a rude and childish manner that he is little more than an tactless under developed foetus, hence "egg" ...
Person 1: "Dude, he just called your mom a fat dirty hairy poo poo face! How infantile ..."
Person 2: " I know, what a Fucker Egg ..."
Person 2: " I know, what a Fucker Egg ..."
by 2BC April 26, 2009
A nightguard that used to work at Sister Location but the restaurant recently burnes down, the cause is unknown.
by EeveLyn November 23, 2020
A mugging in which the mugger approaches the target with a carton of eggs and asks if they'd like to be egged or mugged, then proceeds to egg AND mug the target regardless of their answer.
Mugger 1: This nigga look like a mark.
Mugger 2: Yea lets run a eggs benedict on his ass
Mugger 1: *approaches target holding eggs* "Ay you wanna get egged? Or you wanna get mugged?"
Target: "uhh... egged"
Mugger 1: *begins pelting eggs at the target*
Mugger 2: *Comes out of hiding to jump the target*
Target: "I said EGGED why are you MUGGING me!?"
Mugger 2: *stealing the target's belongings* "eggs benedict nigga"
Mugger 1: *punching and/or stomping the target out* "EGGS BENEDICT! EGGS BENEDICT! EGGS BENEDICT!"
Mugger 2: Yea lets run a eggs benedict on his ass
Mugger 1: *approaches target holding eggs* "Ay you wanna get egged? Or you wanna get mugged?"
Target: "uhh... egged"
Mugger 1: *begins pelting eggs at the target*
Mugger 2: *Comes out of hiding to jump the target*
Target: "I said EGGED why are you MUGGING me!?"
Mugger 2: *stealing the target's belongings* "eggs benedict nigga"
Mugger 1: *punching and/or stomping the target out* "EGGS BENEDICT! EGGS BENEDICT! EGGS BENEDICT!"
by Westc0ast November 05, 2019