Jew nose

The term used to describe somebody's nose when it is bigger then their penis. A jew nose is usually 4-6 inches long. If your friend has a small penis his nose may not actually be a jew nose.

Person 1: "Joe's nose is massive!"
Person 2: "His girlfriend said his nose is bigger than his penis!"
Person 3: "Joe must have a jew nose."

by Chill_jew June 10, 2016

nose diver

when a man or woman goes down on a woman and he rubs her clit with his nose. Also, he or she can blow his or her nose in her vagina, referred to as the kleenex.

Yo last nite i totally did the nose diver on Sarah Robinson.

by matt Eapen September 21, 2006

Rabbits Nose

To have an arse like a 'Rabbits Nose': To become so nervous as to develop an anal 'twitch' in anticipation of a forthcoming event. To be 'shitting oneself'.

I had an arse like a rabbits nose when they pulled me over. I was so ripped to the tits that i'd already pissed my pants several miles earlier and run over a dog and a small child.

by chesterpest January 17, 2010

nose whistle

Not quite a snore, but more than heavy breathing thru your nose. That high pitched whistle from a properly stuffed nose

She had a nasty nose whistle that kept me up all night.

by pjgrossman January 24, 2008

Nose Painting

Stimulation of the female genitals using (or partial use of) one's nose. To muff or go down on a woman whilst using one's nose.

My wife sure enjoyed my nose painting last night. There is nothing better than nose painting first thing in the morning.

by oskika September 30, 2015

*nose tap*

Keeping something secret.

How de fack u do that breh?

*taps nose*

You can also use *nose tap* but taps nose looks better

by TheGamesHawk2001 November 19, 2015

Big Nose

When a guy goes down on you and it tickles your clit while he breathes

"I got Big Nosed last night!"

by The Assistant for my friends August 23, 2011