The long root portion of a carrot that looks like long stringy hairs. Usually removed prior to eating, but enjoyed by others because of its gross appearance.
by PottedBamboo May 6, 2019
Get the carrot beardmug. When a young adult lad has never trimmed his pubic area and he can groom his pubes to resemble Hagrid's beard
by RMS132 November 5, 2015
Get the hagrid's beardmug. When you are going down on a girl who has a hairy vagina and during oral sex you start flapping your arms wildly while staring at her menacingly.
After she orgasms you need to squawk and flail your arms wildly while running out of the house searching for new prey.
After she orgasms you need to squawk and flail your arms wildly while running out of the house searching for new prey.
Hey Mate, I took this girl home last night and I used the bearded eagle technique and tried to search for more prey but I was unlucky I wasn't able to find anyone else.
by The Bearded Eagle October 17, 2019
Get the The Bearded Eaglemug. by PieKnee May 8, 2016
Get the butthole beardmug. A beard a newly separated or divorced man grows in order to show that he's young, hip, cool. Sometimes, but not always, accompanied by a manbun.
by Lucretia Maxwell December 27, 2015
Get the divorce beardmug. A long curly beard that looks like a crotch rug worm on elderly man or a replacement of manliness when the mans genitalia is shorn like sheep are.
David letterman is so old he wears a pubic beard on his face to pretend he still has testosterone. Look at all the Cheetos caught in that mans pubic beard, he needs to shower after eating. He is insecure so wears a pubic beard because everything will be fine if he has one.
by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine December 12, 2022
Get the Pubic Beardmug. Did you get that pic from Keith last night? That nasty bastard was all in a hookers junk and did a Bearded Viking shot...
by Satan's Sphinxter June 5, 2017
Get the bearded vikingmug.