Definitions by MelonSmasher29

short survey 

Like a survey, but short. Meaning you get questions asked to you, in a manner that isnt too time consuming, or maybe it's a survey for dwarves.

I thought I'd add this because the latest update for this word is around 15 years old now.

Complete this short survey in order to get a free item for your next order of 25+ dollars!

short survey by MelonSmasher29 February 4, 2025

Our Most Popular Definitions 

Multiple users have, in attempts to be funny and partake in the odd bit of tomfoolery, created definitions for these words. Most notably, a user in 2023 affirmed that the most searched word is "emo", and I can tell you with certainty that this is wrong. It is in fact "key beard", which is definitely not some kind of inside joke in which I may or may not be an actor.
In more seriousness, the most popular definition is probably something like "gay" or "retarded", or maybe even "rizz", "locked in", or "low taper fade" (if only our past selves could see this...)

I wonder what are the most popular definition of the Urban Dictionary... I'll click on that link saying "Our most popular definitions", that's gonna be it!

Our Most Popular Definitions by MelonSmasher29 February 4, 2025

Fried Potato 

My friend's username, I think this will be rejected though.

Fried potato made fun of me for accidentally typing keybeard instead of keyboard

Fried Potato by MelonSmasher29 March 13, 2023

Key beard 

When you try to type key board but your fingers are retarded.

My key beard is broken
I accidentally typed key beard instead of key board and my friend makes fun of me now

Key beard by MelonSmasher29 February 24, 2023