ur bestie molestie

WARNING:
if you say this everyone on earth will fucking die

Joe 1: ur mom gay
Joe 2: ur dad lesbian
Joe 1: ur wife has no life
Joe 2: ur bestie molestie
Joe 1: oh fuck-

by john stromboli December 29, 2022

Chester The Molester

A 56 year old geography teacher that stares at ripe 13 year old ass

Guy 1: "Did you hear about the new Chester The Molester?"
Guy 2: "No, what happened?"
Guy 1: "Apparently Allen Leunsmann was caught with his cock in his hand"

by nigprorecords July 6, 2023

penis sucking child molester

someone who is attracted to little kids for example "the sign goes that way.To penis sucking child molester!

John:hey smelly nigger get up! The cotton needs to be picked.
Nigger Jamal: where am I

John: nigger it's a part owned by KKK it's penis sucking child molester

by Isuckpussy🍼 August 14, 2023

Haze Of Molest

sticky and salty air. Neither masculine nor feminine more like foul and fusty. The sour, lumpy smell of spoiled milk Booze. The smell gives an unsettling feeling that you’re about to get molested.

Dude 1: Bro I dont feel safe I think we might get molested.
Dude 2: Yeah I got that haze of molest too. Be careful

by Addictedtocutecats March 5, 2024

Pre-Crime Molestation Ritual

Explicitly intended to get people to kill themselves and/or lash out and get their rights taken away.

Hym "I was slandered. The people around me found a target for their 'Pre-Crime Molestation Ritual' and now they are trying to prevent me from escaping the fate they have assigned me. Look at them. They are pulling out all the stops. They are using Orwell and Brad Bradbury and Kafka to condemn people into an individual dystopia."

A retard "I thought you said it was weaponized schizophrenia!"

Hym "It IS! You see... In the English language... You can have multiple different words that mean the same thing. So, retard, gomer, cripple, mongoloid... These all mean the same thing. So, I would kill your kids before I let what they are doing stop me. No matter how much they scream and bitch about it, they will stop giving a shit the second I am credited and paid for creating that AI. Therefore, don't let them throw your kids lives away. Do you really want to live in a world were you have to give up your kids just because some YouTube freak doesn't want the creator of AI to get credit or paid for creating AI? Because that's all that's happening here."

by Hym Iam April 13, 2025

Noli's Milestone

Noli is a character from another asym game called FORSAKEN. Noli (Alongside with Nosferatu) currently doesn't have any Milestones (Which you obtain from leveling up). Due to this, it has been a joke in the community about the development team creating more VIP-exclusive killers and skins (Both for public or VIP).

Person 1: Surely this update Will release Noli's Milestone right? RIGHT?

Developer: How about more skins! And VIP-exclusive stuff!

Person 1: NO THAT'S TERRIBLE!

by DESTROYAHHHHHH March 11, 2026

Unlike A Child Molestation

Randall James Bowker (On the other hand)

Hym "Will sign an affidavit confirming that this began when Jeremy Horn showed up at Wendy's and had nothing to do with me threatening kids. They proceeded to harass me for months and Randy himself did so sexually by say my dick was too small. Which he did again at Kwik Trip. They sign the affidavit now. This is a new a new condition that I will not negotiate. I'm done letting 3rd parties obfuscate what's happening here and the fuck ass judges need to be done with it too. So, unlike a child molestation, this is absolutely necessary."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2025