Mountain Doo

Taking a really huge dump to learn that it all stacked on each other, creating a mountainous form.

I totally just took a mountain doo in your bathroom.

by Alteffore808 August 02, 2009

mountain dew

mountain dew is basically like redneck water.

my Alabama friend just chugged mountain dew like it was water

by sqeaker May 15, 2018

meat mountains

breasts, jugs, tits, cans.

Man, that girl's got a hefty set of meat mountains!!

by splattio burrito July 12, 2005

foreskin mountain

a place in jerusalem where all the skins cut off the penises are, the mountain is about 10ft tall, and people occasionally have picnics on top of it

"You gonna ask Lesely out?"
"Yeah man, ima take her to foreskin mountain."

by geoffrykins December 19, 2013

Mountain Climber

When you take a shit, and it hangs from an undigested hair that hangs from your asshole.

My shit was a Mountain Climber

by BradKtulu May 28, 2010

mountain lion

A cougar is in her 40"s. A woman 50yrs or older who shouldn't be trying to date at all unless she's chasing an 80 yr old man is a mountain lion. Wrinkled, worn out and loose.

I was checking out from a distance what I thought was a cougar, then she turned around and I felt sick. It was an old mountain lion on the loose!

by mikesword April 29, 2010

mountain lakers

a plenty of spoiled kids who think they are top over everything and bitchin at their parents to buy everything for them. they have no life outside cuz they all grew up together in the same town and prefer to not make friends with people from around new jersey. its exactly like the movie "village". rich kids dont have to get a job in life and expect to live off of daddys and mommys money. very sad but true.

Richard: "Did you graduate from mountain lakes?"
Jennifer: "Yes, do I know you?"
Richard:" C'mon, yes we used to hang out in high school and parties"
Jennifer: "Um... no? I only know mountain lakers"
Richard: " *SMH* Get a life, I feel sorry for you"

by Truth973 May 16, 2011