slay me mommy

humourous text, basically used for fun.
cupcakke said this in a livestream, her wig got snatched by saying this

would you like to slay me mommy? i'll get my wig snatched.

slay me mommy by GDGIDGODIOGIDGOD January 11, 2023

Yoga Mommy

A generation of generally affluent and educated mothers known for feeding their family "price does not matter" organic foods, caring about the enviroment by driving hybrid (or highly upscale) vehicles, and frequently doing yoga or similar "granola crowd" activities.

Ashley has turned into a total yoga mommy since she had her baby.

Yoga Mommy by Sparticini Hokmojama January 5, 2010

Sugar Mommy 

Pati fauj mein,
Biwi mauj mein.

Whenever the poolboy felt horny,
He went to his Sugar Mommy.

Sugar Mommy by losttttgirl May 29, 2023

Where do cows come from mommy? 

This question is a famous question asked by little boys and girls. When asked this question, play it safe and answer, "The bull cow takes his giant dick and shoves it in the girls cows fat pussy until he cums all over inside. Let nature takes it course, and after 9 months, if the bull didn't where protection like the girl said to, they have an mistake to deal with."

"Where do cows come from mommy?" said little Angelina.
"How the fuck would I know?! Now go do your fucking homework bitch." said mommy.

Where do cows come from mommy? by Where the frogs February 24, 2017

big fat gargantuan gallon sized mommy milkers 

honestly, I don't even know what to type here. ill probably just put something from meet the engineer, but I give up on trying to understand this god-forsaken universe. so in conclusion, if you hear some weeb say this, the answer is to use a gun, and if that don't work... use the gun on yourself.

oh man, that killer vampire woman sure does have some big fat gargantuan gallon sized mommy milkers, i wanna shit on her chest.

big fat gargantuan gallon sized mommy milkers by potato-lord-69420 April 15, 2021

your mommy 

A three years old's way of saying "Your Mama". This is sometimes used to be funny. See example:

Offical Man: Korea is testing nuclear missles... ON US! What should we do, Mr. President?

George W. Bush: YOUR MOMMY!

your mommy by Sebastian A. November 25, 2006

mac mommy

Undomesticated schemie female parent, normally spotted at fast food outlets wearing leggings or brash sportswear and large hoop earsrings, known for hard stare and foul manners and publicly slapping and berating their kids to demonstrate their good parenting skills. Don't actually buy groceries or know how to prepare food, but wean their babies straight onto Happy Meals.

Shurrup kylie and finish that burger or i'll fucking deck you (whilst looking around for approval from other diners cos they're actually nourishing the child AND providing a discipline framework.)

Got a girl up the duff, paying shitloads through the CSA and turns out the silly cow is a mac mommy

No wonder shazzas third kid's got a squint, she's a bleedin' mac mommy

mac mommy by pip_pip_hooray! July 30, 2006