5 bear minutes

When someone says they will be there in five minutes and ends up taking an hour

5 minutes! you took an hour! that's 5 bear minutes

by esp8 November 7, 2009

Mittconception

A fundamental belief of Mitt Romney's, based on mistaken understanding of an issue (one of many).

"Romney wants to eliminate President Obama’s Affordable Care Act, and stated that doing so will IMPROVE racial inequities in healthcare?! What a Mittconception - actually said that at the NAACP Annual Convention too!!"

"Mitt Romney says he's unemployed? Dude, that's another Mittconception. He has no idea what it's like to depend on a weekly paycheck."

by VGBaby July 19, 2012

this is your life and it is ending one minute at a time

Catch-phrase from Chuck Palahniuk's breakthrough novel Fight Club, and the David Fincher movie based on it. This is your life and it is ending one minute at a time. Reminder of mortality, prod in the back to go out and do something with yourself.

This is your life and it is ending one minute at a time, boy.

by Fearman May 28, 2008

Squish Mitten

a term used when refering to a woman's vagina. see also Quiver Bone

I put my quiver bone in her squish mitten

by otsego January 3, 2008

Mitt

Mitt is when female pubic hair is growing out of control.

I was going to go down on Sally, but her Mitt was out of control, I could not see what I would have been licking. Not Good!

Look at the bulge in Penelope's bikini. She must have a Mitt!

Man, she had a 70's Mitt!, She has to shave that shit!

by Robert June 16, 2006

hot minute

Typically longer than the slang "minute" the hot minute is defined as a very long time. Usually between a two to twenty years.

"He been in jail for a hot minute"

by The Raven July 15, 2003

Minutemen

the most talented, innovative influential, and greatest hardcore punk band ever.

the minutemen played until d boon's untimely death in 1985.

by Joshua Adams July 22, 2003