The Happy Meal 

The act of eating ass while unexpectedly a toy car falls out.

My chick hooked me up with The Happy Meal last night. As I was eating ass, a Micromachine car fell right out.

The Happy Meal by ~Magic_Carpet~ June 22, 2024

I had a meal 

Due to a series of unfortunate message leaks from an extremely unwell internet artist to a celebrity in DMs, they attempted to remedy this terrible conversation by appearing a week later, with a paragraph we've yet to see til this day. All we can see is the start of a sentence, "I had a meal". This has since turned into a Baldur's Gate 3 brainrot meme on twitter to outline the absurdity of the message, considering the situation. This caused the #Raphael tag on to trend immediately for the day, (the cambion character in the game). "Goodbye." is a part of the meme, and the response from the actor a week prior to the meal message (which he has never read, and never will read), but because of how... Simple the wording is, it won't get it's own entry. Just know that it tends to correspond with a meal meme.

"No! Please! Don't cancel me- I had a meal!"

"Goodbye."

I had a meal by GIGGLEGIGGLEMUHAHAHA June 22, 2024

Three Course Meal

When you p*ss, sh*t, then c*m in somebody’s mouth.

Keep acting up and I’ll give you a three course meal.

Three Course Meal by GreasyShart47 November 27, 2024

Asaiah's meal 

Created by Asaiah Oragbon, Asaiah's McDonald's meal is a yet to be official assortment of items on the McDonald's menu. It simply consists of: A medium drink followed by two double cheese burgers with the ketchup and mustard replaced with spicy pepper sauce (which is the sauce from the spicy crispy chicken sandwich), with a large fry, and a Mcflurry with added caramel. NOTE: This sumounts several calories so if you plan on eating anything else later, try eating light

Jake: I got the infamous Asaiah's meal today

Trisha: You might not want to eat anything for a bit
Jake: Yeah I'm stuffed!

Asaiah's meal by dragonlightning515 December 22, 2024

Big man happy meal

Getting a blow job while eating McNuggets off your girls back

My girl gave me the big man happy meal for dinner

Big man happy meal by Ifyoucantcuminhercumonher February 10, 2025

The Happy Meal 

Sitting down receiving a blowjob from your wife or girlfriend while enjoying a Happy Meal and using her bent-over back as a table to put your Happy Meal on.

Honey, I picked up McDonald's. Are you good with doing The Happy Meal for me?

The Happy Meal by Wigman87 February 12, 2025

One Wessen meal 

Noun: A monthly meal that comprises of rice, chicken, caslaw salad, soup and beetrud. The meal is usually consumed on Wednesdays by corporations or companies and is eaten 4 times a month.

You will pay one Wessen meal for me.

-meaning that the person will pay for a month's worth of Wessen meal (4) for that person

One Wessen meal by Howard Payne February 15, 2025