Math Homework Crackdown

When the Communist Party of China (CCP) is toying with the idea of limiting the number of hours students could spend on their school math homework every day, much to the relief of millions of math-anxious students and their parents, so that the time could be better spent on non-academic pursuits, or on familiarizing themselves with Xi’s socialist writings.

Unlike the CCP’s dreaded crackdown of its domestic gaming industry, such as prohibiting minors from playing video games Monday through Thursday and limiting their play to one hour on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday nights, its rumored math homework crackdown is being anticipated by both students and parents.

by Covido August 29, 2022

Math Teacher

A person who give's you information that you will never use in life.

Dude my math teacher is really a person who gives you information you will NEVER use in life

by waytoosmort August 13, 2023

math debate

masterbating

I had a math debate after lunch.

by Paul September 3, 2003

math and shit

In reference to Asians' stereotypical adeptness at math, and other intellectual things. It is somewhat of an internet meme.

He's Asian, so he must like math and shit.

by Aesling January 2, 2009

Math Hot

Used to describe an average looking girl in a predominantly-male college class, like math or computer science. Normally you wouldn't look twice at her, but when its either her or 30 dudes to look at for a whole semester, she becomes attractive.

"Any hot girls in your classes?"
"I'm a CSC major. No hot chicks, but one of them is Math Hot."

by critter783 September 16, 2009

math boy

Doer of math;
Unable to integrate with society. Only with functions of x.

<lordpie> Life sucks so much right now. It seems I'm spending all of it doing math.
<Rosti_LFC> You are "Math Boy"
<Rosti_LFC> Doer of math
<Rosti_LFC> Unable to integrate with society. Only with functions of x

by barrywhite444 December 22, 2007

Math Tutor

A mysterious creature who is willing to help with math. A math tutor is like-liked by many. Often seen wearing the "AE" hoodie, great sense of fashion. A math tutor enjoys drawing his legs to him and does not need to use a pillow when sleeping. Very skilled in physics. Always open to kisses. Also widely known as MT.

"The raspberry shit last night was so good"- MT
"You mean that raspberry lemonade?"-Random Slut
"No that definitely had alcohol in it."-MT
"No it did not. You're such a Math Tutor."- Random Slut

"Can I have a shot?"- MT
"Sure but I don't have a chaser."- Hoe 147
"I don't need it. It's 80 proof." MT
Math Tutor takes the shot coughs and eyes water fiercely.
"What is that shit?"- MT

by Sarah Beathands November 15, 2010