Limp macaroni

a shaft (curved dick) that long, big but very brittle and snaps really easily

Dude nice limp macaroni.

by Will he bonk ya January 6, 2018

Tom MacArthur

To crap your pants so hard while wearing shorts that your excrement runs down your legs.

Man! Kevin sneezed so hard he Tom MacArthured in front of the hot Spelker twins!

by El Paso Gunner October 23, 2018

sloppy macaroni

Similar to sex...The Greatest thing in the fucking world.

Damn her pussy sound like sloppy macaroni

by Athenabitch November 13, 2018

sprunk macaroni

A very good looking autistic man tends to attract lots of females at all times and is just amazing in bed and has many fetishes such as bdsm feet and uncircumcised penises

Damn look at that sprunk macaroni he fine

Damn straight god damn I wanna hop on his lopsided penis

by Grand autismo May 28, 2019

bony macaroni

The great Italians definition of a penis stiff and has a conk in it

Jeff: did you know I have a bony macaroni for you

by Iamacommondblock April 16, 2020

Stoney macaroni

A Stoney macaroni is a girl at number 2

That get very stoned an denied it

I’m not stoney macaroni!

It’s dad’s fault

But I have the munches!!!

by 1111111sm April 28, 2020

dirty Maarten

Getting fucked in the ass while gurgling on cum.

Last night two men gave me a dirty Maarten. It felt ecstatic grrrrr

by Chupacabrina May 3, 2020