hobo crotch 

When a woman's pussy smells like straight up rank-ass dead fish

Hey man do you smell that?

Yeah dude, its Megan's nasty hobo crotch! It smells like week dead fish bro.

hobo crotch by Harry "Big" Johnson May 22, 2011

Hobo Douche 

The act of gorging on apple cores, pizza crust, cat food and spam. Then drink two bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 and or Thunderbird. As soon as all items have been consumed, start eating your girlfriends vagina until you vomit inside of her vagina.

Albert caught his girlfriend cheating and decided he would clean out her whore pussy with a Hobo Douche.

Hobo Douche by Fudgie Mcgee December 4, 2011

hobo hug buddy 

An excuse to hug a person when you don't like to hug anyone else. You call this person your hobo hug buddy in order to avoid offending any of these other people. Then you ask for their money.

Random friend: Can i have a hug?

You: I don't really like to hug...

Hobo hug buddy: Can I have a hug?

You: Sure!

Random Person: :(

You: Sorry, she IS my hobo hug buddy.

You and Hobo Hug Buddy In Unison: Can I have your money now?

hobo hug buddy by ivy anders June 29, 2011

hobo hit 

in a smoking circle of three or more; rather than taking 2 hits when you are passed the L and having it passed by you to return to the beginning of the circle, you, instead take a single hit each time the L is passed by your face as to not waste any extra effort in touching the L for any reason than to smoke while still maintaining fairness in the circle.

"i've been hobo-hitting ( plural form of hobo hit ) this blunt the whole time"

you:"you've been hitting that blunt everytime you touch it"
me:"i hobo hit it! i've hit it once everytime i pass it between you two"
you II:"ingenious! add it to UD."

hobo hit by justlo0k August 24, 2011

Hobo Socks 

Plastic bags worn in between one's socks and shoes to keep one's feet dry.

Person 1: "I need to walk from 69th street to Brooklyn, but I don't have any rain boots!"
Person 2: "You should just use hobo socks!"

Hobo Socks by ProTip September 8, 2011

hobo luggage 

another term for an erect penis. hobos were often depicted as carrying around a stick with a sack tied to the end of it carrying their most valuable belongings; while a boner is a long stick with a sack at the end of it carrying your 'jewels.'

girl: thats alot of hobo luggage, need help carrying it?
me: well, it is weighin' me down; sure, i'll take a hand;)

hobo luggage by lilchris2013 November 21, 2011

hobo nest 

a place where hobos hang, keep booze, sleep, shoot up , and live.

normally not perminant, and usually found in tunnels, wooded areas, and beneath bridges

dude check out that hobo nest !

hobo nest by mcdoubleD November 30, 2011