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barnacle-head

Somebody who is so slow, dense and vacuous that they are easily compared to the stationary parasitic marine organism (used in Spongebob Squarepants)
"Josie is such a barnacle-head, she got an 800 on the SAT's."
by TheBrad June 27, 2007
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Head shaver

Popular slang in Ireland. An attractive woman who would look good even with a shaved head. You would take great pleasure in shaving her head. To shave the girls head means to have intimate relations with her.
Did you see her? She would have her head shaven.

There is a big group of head shavers over there.

The majority of girls in that club last night would have their heads shaved
by Martin2010 November 10, 2010
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Bollock Head

a small creature that lurks around midd arndale
shut up your mates with bollock head
by fredjkl November 10, 2012
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Birthday Head

The act of performing oral sex on an individual as a birthday present.
I'm going to give you some "birthday head" before i give you the business Ms. Williams
by Kevin "Qui" Joseph December 29, 2014
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trap head

a person who know what turnt up music is and uses 'lit', 'homie','suh' etc. words whenever it comes handly
also this is the kind of individual who likes a lot clothes from their favourite artists merch store
Marry: 'John vocabulary and style changed a lot since he listen to this kind of music, don't you ?'
Sarah: 'Yeah, I feel you sis. He is a trap head lately.'
by xoxo 808's January 15, 2016
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Nigga-Head Ass syndrome

When a black human (Nigga) has a head that looks similar to the gluteus maximus muscle. This can be used on white or black people only. The syndrome is very common.
You have the biggest Nigga-Head Ass.
Fix your Nigga-Head Ass immediately it is too big.
Blue face you have Nigga-Head Ass syndrome.
by Henry HandNigga April 9, 2019
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Wearing the number 2 headband

Reference to Afro-Samurai, the popular Anime starring Samuel L. Jackson (voice) as the title character.

In a futuristic yet feudal Japan, it is said that the one who wields the Number 1 headband is the fiercest fighter in the world and shall possess godlike powers. The only way to obtain the Number 1 headband is to challenge and defeat him in combat. However, only the Number 2 can challenge the Number 1, while anyone can challenge the Number 2, which causes a constant struggle for the Number 2 headband.

This is used when it seems like EVERYONE has a bone to pick with you in a given day
dude, my girlfriends pissed at me, my roommate's on my case, my co-workers left me with a pile of work and my boss says im on thin ice -- I must be wearing the number 2 headband
by Dyrk Diggler April 1, 2011
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