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Gordon Ramsses 

An acient Egyptian ruler with the habit of eating cars, He typically eats around 5 cars a day. He enjoys the company of exotic women such as the asians, the africans and the caucasian. He was said to be around 1235 years old and is said to be alive until this day. He is also affiliated with the neo nazi faction and is prophesied to resurect hitler.
Guy1: Yo aren't you scared of Gordon Ramsses.
Guy2: Yeah that nigga finna do some satanic ritual or somthing.
Guy3: Yeah facts...... Want some weed?
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Gordon Ramsay Idea 

when a person has a good idea, that will end up benefiting that person,
1: yo im gonna start a business, what do you think?
2: Hell yah, thats a damn Gordon Ramsay Idea
1: Fr man lets go
Gordon Ramsay Idea by noahbzz December 21, 2021
he ong a bitch bro. how TF you gonna carry a child for nine months and name them GORDON. its the equivalent of an Italian person carrying a child for months and naming them Linguini Pepperoni Pizza Pie. if any Gordons read this, your moms a hoe.
person one: Bro gordon spoke to me today
Person two: I would kill myself afterwards
Gordon: bro what the fuck i'm right here
Person one: *commits suicide*

Flash Gordon 

When you smoke a cone whilst chucking a shit and you time it so the cone punches as the shit leaves your asshole
I just did the gnarliest Flash Gordon the toilets fucked
Flash Gordon by Tommy cox November 19, 2014

reese gordon

Reese. The word means big dicked person. He, not she has lots of friends and can be harshly outspoken. He is very smart and will have good friends who support him. Gordon, a very good last name . It means old town and who ever has this last name is very cool
cool.
Reese gordon has lots of friends
reese gordon by AutoBaiterz March 29, 2017

matthew gordon 

An actual meme god, plays to many video games and has no clue what life is
Dammit Matthew Gordon, your memes are the best
matthew gordon by Roburmum June 28, 2018

Eric Gordon 

Eric Gordon is a noun, a verb, and an adjective depending on the context in which it is used. Eric Gordon means moving the metal.
I am going to call Eric Gordon and start selling more cars at higher grosses.
Eric Gordon by DevinDeals September 23, 2019