You happen to find yourself in an all too familiar situation, Charlie ‘big balls’ Follon is squatting above you as you rest. You are awoken by a trembling queef, you proceed to service his batty ring, leaving you with a shit stain around your mouth, you have been given a gooner goatee!
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by backseatnerd October 9, 2016
Get the The goats mug.The guitarist for the band Avenged Sevenfold.
He thinks that he looks cool in his hat - he doesn't.
He thinks he is good at guitar because he is fast - he's not really that great.
He thinks it's cool to knock of the legendary LYNYRD SKYNYRD for his name! - NOT COOL!
He thinks that he looks cool in his hat - he doesn't.
He thinks he is good at guitar because he is fast - he's not really that great.
He thinks it's cool to knock of the legendary LYNYRD SKYNYRD for his name! - NOT COOL!
Poser #1: Hey check out this Synyster Gates guitar solo! Sick man!
Cool dude: dude my 1-year old sister learned how to play that yesterday
Poser #2: Syn is the best guitarist ever!
Person who has a brain: No, Eddie Van Halen is.
Poser #2: *craps pants upon hearing Eruption*
PWHAB: Exactly
Cool dude: dude my 1-year old sister learned how to play that yesterday
Poser #2: Syn is the best guitarist ever!
Person who has a brain: No, Eddie Van Halen is.
Poser #2: *craps pants upon hearing Eruption*
PWHAB: Exactly
by RealRocker March 17, 2009
Get the Synyster Gates mug.1. (verb) a more extreme version of rape, pwn. etc.
2. (verb) to rape so hard that the victim's ass becomes loose.
- I goatsed you so hard that your ass is bleeding!
2. (verb) to rape so hard that the victim's ass becomes loose.
- I goatsed you so hard that your ass is bleeding!
by Corax June 11, 2006
Get the goatse mug.Adj; A positive outcome or future event. When there is a good turn of events. Antonym of Bad News Bears.
by Tito January 26, 2005
Get the Good News Goats mug.1. a person that likes to preform fellatio on goats and other farm animals.
2. a douch bag.
3. an asshole of the first rank. aka asshat
4. a socially retarded misfit.
5. a person with bad acne, doesnt know how to love, and can't keep a secret.
2. a douch bag.
3. an asshole of the first rank. aka asshat
4. a socially retarded misfit.
5. a person with bad acne, doesnt know how to love, and can't keep a secret.
Can you believe that GoatSmoker told everyone about his sisters herpes?
No wonder, he thought it would make him some friends...
No one wants to be friends with some one who has pimples upon zits upon acne!
He is such a GoatSmoking bastard!
No wonder, he thought it would make him some friends...
No one wants to be friends with some one who has pimples upon zits upon acne!
He is such a GoatSmoking bastard!
by RandomChic February 4, 2010
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