Florida Marlin

Taking a crap on the back of a chick and then forming it into a Marlin's Fin. After you are finished sculpting you stick her from behind.

To perform a Florida Marlin, Poop on back, shape fin, and tap ass

by Bob Shelofton October 5, 2005

Florida

1. Also known as the Sunshine State (despite tons of rain and flooding), the Crappiest State in the U.S., which suffers massive tourism, snowbirds who can't drive, college students who can't drive, and inconsiderate people who are just waiting to say hello to you and stab you in the back.

2. The State of Misery.

3. Anything that is the subject of one's disapproval, hatred or misery.

4. A state where people don't know the difference between Bush and Gore.

1. My grandparents are going to Florida to vacation the next six weeks.

2. Man... I hate this shit. This place is so... Florida.

3. (Someone pulls out in front of you in the road.) Hey... that bastard mothafucka just pulled a Florida on me!

4. I didn't know what to vote, so I voted Florida (I don't know, I think it was Gore... he's the Republican, right?)

by Minstelae - a disgusted former Floridian July 1, 2003

University of South Florida

A third tier institution in Tampax, Florida known for their ridiculously lax admissions standards. They are the third largest "university" in the state of Florida behind UF and UCF. They recently experienced their best football season ever but even that won't attract quality students, as they rank last in the state in number of Merit Scholars. They pride themselves on being the only commuter school in the country with a ranked football team. Recently, administrators at the school announced they would not be able to construct housing for students because of the strong community support for the existing pawn shops and liquor stores that surround the campus. The current money mismanagement crisis at the school has caused students to question the number of luxurious pieces of furniture in the president's office, which include a miniature model of an on-campus football stadium with a plaque reading "Someday..." attached.

Ray Ray: "Dude! Did you get into the Tulsa Welding School?"
Tay Tay: "Nah man. They too selectionative.!"
Ray Ray: "Oh man. That's straight up whack!"
Tay Tay: "It's ok. I just got a football scholarship to the University of South Florida."

by Ray Ray the Jay September 26, 2008

Florida Smile

Asscrack of a girl wearing a thong (a la the beaches of Florida) or nothing at all...

Not to be confused with vertical smile!

That gal in the thong has the nicest Florida smile I've ever seen in Key West.

by Florida Mark January 16, 2008

florida snow

That is an example of an oxymoron.

Florida snow doesn't exist because it never snows in Florida.

by Clinker May 24, 2008

Floridian Sunset

The Floridian Sunset, (aka the Floridian Starry Night), is a sexual activity/act. You and your partner are having sex, and as you are about to cum, stop. Then, proceed to put it in her butt. BUT (no pun intended), as you enter, go VERY slowly (the "sunset". Used to build suspense.) When fully in, tell her/him to clench, and then ejaculate. (the "starry night". Used to relieve suspense.) After you cum, pull out, and have her/him shotgun it onto the window.

"Bro, you see the Sunset?"
"What sunset? It was so cloudy last night."
"No dude, I mean the Floridian sunset, yeahhh."
"Dude gross"

by Da Krooo November 2, 2009

Floridian Slip

When a Male Caldean takes a girl out on a first date to the Melting Pot and trys to impress her with his vast vocabulary. He was so close....but so far. He must have floridian slipped.

"I like to be dominatrix in the relationship". "was that a floridian slip?" No you are both just dumb asses!!

by Sir Sigmund September 5, 2011