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Capcom Five

A cause of unfathomable disappointment for Nintendo fans last console generation. These were five Capcom games announced to be exclusive to the Gamecube in 2003 and the cause of much hope that finally there would be some more quality mature-rated titles that would shatter the Gamecube's kiddy image and boost console sales: Product Number 03, Dead Phoenix, Viewtiful Joe, Resident Evil 4, and Killer 7. Due to factors (reportedly) beyond Capcom's control, most of these games did not remain exclusive. It started when the first of the Five, PN03, bombed with the critics. Capcom somehow interpreted that as a hint that the Gamecube was a bad console (instead of blaming themselves for making a bad game) and promptly CANCELLED Dead Phoenix. Later RE4 and Viewtiful Joe were ported to the graphically inferior though more popular PS2 (and were therefore downgraded in quality) after enjoying an all too brief exclusive limelight on the GCN, and Killer 7 saw simultaneous release on the GCN and PS2. For some odd reason Capcom didn't see fit to port those games to the PC or Xbox (except for RE4 on PC). Sony's servile 100 million+ strong fan base didn't care that they'd be getting games optimized for a different console that would look and sound much crappier on a PS2, they only cared that they wouldn't have to buy a Gamecube to enjoy those games (or ports of games, rather). To further add salt to the wound for Ninty supporters, exclusive PS2 content was added to the ports of RE4 and Viewtiful Joe.
Had it not been for the Capcom Five failing to remain exclusive, Ninty's home console would've done MUCH better last gen.
by Obi-Wan Jabroni September 8, 2007
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Five Minute Miracle Diet

1. To take a dump; poop
2. What to say when "blowing mud" is not appropriate
"The coffee's starting to work; time for my Five Minute Miracle Diet."
by Bravochimp July 28, 2004
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five step process

Step One: flatter and sweet talk
Step Two: pretend you're husband material
Step Three: send shirtless pic
Step Four: talk about the future
Step Five: send dick pic

This process never fails in getting girls.
Justin Choi executed the five step process flawlessly.
by jchoi1001 October 1, 2017
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Friendly Fireman

when having sex doggy style you pull out your lighter and light the girls ass hair on fire. your then pull out and blow your load on the fire.
man i showed julie how i'm a friendly fireman and she complained about chaifing all day
by tony b vanmeerin November 29, 2004
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A Five Ropper

A Five Ropper is a five pulsations of semen splattered on a willing partner's face or abdomen.
Man, I have not had A Five Ropper like that in a while. Squeezed off five frozen ropes on that bird's chest last night and she loved it. Felt great! I am a little dehydrated after the Fiver I gave her....
by A guy from brooklyn September 25, 2009
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Asian Five

The term used to describe a subject choice of Physics, Chemistry, Biology, Calculus and Statistics. Originating in New Zealand from the large number of Asian students that come on exchanges with the intent of doing Medicine.
"What classes are you taking for school next year?"
"The Asian Five"

"Jerry's going to have a tough year this year - he's doing the Asian Five."
by TessaSalem October 11, 2009
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