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hornblower farts

Extraordinarily jarring, loud flatulence that could awaken the dead.
He is famous for his unnerving hornblower farts which I understand may have been responsible for the sudden death of his grandfather.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019
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leaker farts

Those insanely embarrassing tiny little pressure-farts that come squeaking out of your anus at the worst moments such as at a wedding or at dinner with your in-laws.
Although it could have easily been mistaken for muffled submachine gun sounds in the distance, it became quickly clear from the horrid stench that is was my leaker farts.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 9, 2019
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Fart and spin

The art of farting in a confined space and spinning round to increase maximum effect
If you don't back the fuck i will fart and spin
by Uncle fucker 2 October 2, 2016
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Fart clap

When you are hitting it from the back and your partner farts while you are clapping there cheeks, which it makes a fart clapping sound.
Person 1 “Hey did you fart clap that girl last night?”
Person 2“Yeah I fart clapped her ass so hard she was making some funky monkey noises!”
by Xuilzz November 30, 2019
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rabbit farts

The sweetest, most unobtrusive flatulence you’ll ever encounter.
I wish I could bottle rabbit farts, they smell like lilacs and clover.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019
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Juggle fart

When you fart, slurp it back and repeat it again and again until you're bored.
Dav - Imma juggle fart my boi.
*Octopus slurping and farting noises*
Noé - Please stop
by Kheyzeno November 4, 2020
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Fart dominance

By farting louder a person is using passive-aggressive violence to position himself as dominant, this intimates women and lesser males to not release as much flatulence and thus women and lesser males fearing for their safety don't release fart as loud as a sign of submissiveness.
Fart dominance asserted!
by UT+Per7 April 20, 2018
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