fanny blaster

(British) A very large penis able to blast fannies into the middle of next week.

I can barely walk after last night! The guy I picked up had a right fanny blaster on him!

by Honeybunny99 February 20, 2017

Fanny callous

When a fanny has been worn out so much it forms callouses, typically found on slags or your mum

Your mum has had that many bangs, she's got a serious case of fanny callous.

by Pringlewhore January 12, 2018

Fanny fluster

A fanny fluster is someone who makes someone’s Fanny throb and melt. It is very common in Gingers that have a name such as Lynsay. U don’t want to be near a fanny fluster for long as it can cause a yeast infection or further diseases. To protect yourself from these people u need to wear tight clothing to reduce the waterfall that streams from your vagina. It was once said that the worlds best Fanny flusters was a man named Blair Richardson. He could make Fanny’s drip from over 10 miles away. Stay safe and be aware of such people

I heard Lynsay is a Fanny fluster stay safe

I heard Lynsay made Cameron wet

by Skinny of the legends May 8, 2020

Fanbying

The enby(non binary) version of fangirling/boying. Pronounced fan-bee-ing

Person 1: “Look at that singer, they're so hot!”

Person 2: “Look's like someone is fanbying.”

by Fennivii April 15, 2021

Raspberry Fanny Rash

When your fanny gets a rash this is called a fanny rash. however if this rash is extremely red or purple it is called a raspberry fanny rash. if your fanny looks anything like someone has smeered raspberrys all over it, it is also a raspberry fanny rash. However this does not apply if you have literally smeered raspberrys over your fanny. a raspberry fany rash is only caused by nature.

Steph Freil said "woah! why is my fanny so red and rashy?"
"i dont know" said lucy and luke. "you must have a raspberry fanny rash!"
"oh no" cried steph!
"fanny rash fanny rash steph has a fanny rash." we all shouted!

by stephhasafannyrash June 14, 2010

wee fannybaws

A Scottish Slang phrase meaning 'stupid little idiot". Often used by neds or angry mothers in Glasgow.

Cameron: Dad, I ductaped your bucky to the ceiling. Haha!
Andrew: Ma bucky! Wee fannybaws!

by Jeh-Oh-Vaaaah January 14, 2016

Ur Granny Fanny

Ur Granny Fanny is 1000% worse than ur dad lesbian and ur mom gay lol together, just saying these words can't kill a person and let them burn in hell forever.

Juan: Your moms birth control and your dad condom combined is not even as bad as you are.
Alex: Shut up gaywad. Ur Granny Fanny.
Juan: *Dies and burns in hell*

by Mr.Boomtasicofboomtasics March 14, 2018