Westbury Eye

1. a condition in which the eyes are not properly aligned with each other, due to the constant metaphysical pull of the affected eye towards Westbury, NY. It typically involves a lack of coordination between the extraocular muscles that prevents bringing the gaze of each eye to the same point in space, under the strong influence of Westbury, NY. Also known as lazy eye and geophysical strabismus.

*Note - When the afflicted is physically located in Westbury, NY, the Westbury Eye will spin violently, like a compass at the magnetic North Pole.

Glenn: "What the shit is your cousin looking at, Mike? He's making me nervous."

Mike: "Oh, don't worry about Jimmy, he's just got Westbury Eye."

Glenn: "What the shit is Westbury Eye?"

Mike: "You know, when one eye is normal and the other eye is always looking at Westbury, no matter where you are in the world."

by ready2ruckk June 18, 2008

eye-crush

Phrase used to describe someone who they think is cute, but not ready to take further action. Often, one may have multiple of these.

Part of speech: Noun

Tim: "Jane is really cute, I have had my eye on her for some time now."

Jared: "You have an eye-crush on her."

by mcary09 January 19, 2011

eye juice

eye drops used to lubricated your eye when dry, irritated and/or red

After being on the computer for more than 10 hours, Mary's eyes were in desperate need of eye juice.

by dt73 November 6, 2009

horse eye

To slyly check someone out by moving the eyes sharply to the side, but without moving the head.

Dude, I must look hot today...that guy just totally gave me the horse eye as we walked past!

by shmelody December 27, 2007

Eyes Down

Ironic phrase used to alert other males to the prescence of snatch and encourage them to take a look.

Paul called out "Eyes Down" to alert the team she was approaching.

by browntrout123 May 3, 2011

Fish eye

The act in which the fellow, performing intercourse with his gal doggy-style, pulls out right before orgasm, spits on her back or neck to trick her into thinking he ejaculated on her, then shoots his load into her eye when she turns her head.

"I had to wash my eye out," Mabel said, "after Ned hit me with the old fish eye trick. It's a good thing our supervisor didn't catch us."

by Ned March 26, 2003

evil eye

The act of glaring at someone with a lot of anger or hatred.

"She must be pissed, she's been giving me the evil eye all night."

by grindmyscrotum August 3, 2005