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Westbury Eye

1. a condition in which the eyes are not properly aligned with each other, due to the constant metaphysical pull of the affected eye towards Westbury, NY. It typically involves a lack of coordination between the extraocular muscles that prevents bringing the gaze of each eye to the same point in space, under the strong influence of Westbury, NY. Also known as lazy eye and geophysical strabismus.

*Note - When the afflicted is physically located in Westbury, NY, the Westbury Eye will spin violently, like a compass at the magnetic North Pole.
Glenn: "What the shit is your cousin looking at, Mike? He's making me nervous."

Mike: "Oh, don't worry about Jimmy, he's just got Westbury Eye."

Glenn: "What the shit is Westbury Eye?"

Mike: "You know, when one eye is normal and the other eye is always looking at Westbury, no matter where you are in the world."
by ready2ruckk June 18, 2008
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eye sex

how merlin and arthur look at each other
Merlin: *Stares at Arthur*
Arthur: *Stares at Merlin*
Gwen: This is my husband Arthur, and this is my husband's boyfriend Merlin.
Merlin and Arthur: *Continue with the eye sex*
by The cat that smiles back July 18, 2019
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eye-popping

Something that is shocking or surprising to see.

The phrase comes from the idea that when people see things that are powerfully attractive or unusual, their eyes seem to pop out of their head.
1) You should see Magic Brian's eye-popping new juggling trick.

2) We made an eye-popping Web site for our new client.
by VAKI5 May 14, 2005
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Eyes Down

Ironic phrase used to alert other males to the prescence of snatch and encourage them to take a look.
Paul called out "Eyes Down" to alert the team she was approaching.
by browntrout123 May 3, 2011
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horse eye

To slyly check someone out by moving the eyes sharply to the side, but without moving the head.
Dude, I must look hot today...that guy just totally gave me the horse eye as we walked past!
by shmelody December 27, 2007
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Fish eye

The act in which the fellow, performing intercourse with his gal doggy-style, pulls out right before orgasm, spits on her back or neck to trick her into thinking he ejaculated on her, then shoots his load into her eye when she turns her head.
"I had to wash my eye out," Mabel said, "after Ned hit me with the old fish eye trick. It's a good thing our supervisor didn't catch us."
by Ned March 26, 2003
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evil eye

The act of glaring at someone with a lot of anger or hatred.
"She must be pissed, she's been giving me the evil eye all night."
by grindmyscrotum August 3, 2005
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