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event horizon

The thing that comes out of the stargate wen it its diales makes a woosh kind of sound.
by gaz January 24, 2004
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Evanescence

Evanescence is fail.
Evanescence was founded in Little Rock Arkansas and is basically about Amy Lee, singer, writing about her dead husband. Up until there recent album, The Open Door, they could be considered 'tolerable', but with there new album there not, there just a big ol' pile of FAIL!

Most of the people who like Evanescence only like them because of there T.O.D., those people are basically girl who think there all tough because they listen to this band and where skater shirts and probably have never stepped on a skateboard before, or little emo kids that think THERE so dark and alone because they think there life reflects that of the song "My Immortal" while in fact they have a really good life and they only complain becuase there mommy or daddy didn't feel like spending $300 on them for something mundane.
Hey, did you go see Evanescence last night?

Why the fuck would I do that?! There just cheap imitaions of Epica, Nightwish, Tristania, Within Temptation, and every good band that has a female singer!
by kidwithathorn November 8, 2007
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Event Horizon

The original definition is:
"The gravitational sphere of a black hole within which even light cannot escape"
-Wikipedia

However, recently, a new definition has risen meaning something completely different:
The Event Horizion is the point at which a person is too drunk or stoned to be able to function properly, yet alone remember anything the next day.
Example:

Dude 1: *takes-drag-from-J*
Dude 2: "Oh shit, you don't look so well..."
Dude 1: *falls-off-chair,-blissfully-passes-out*
Dude 2: "Damn that lucky bastard, he just passed the Event Horizon!"
by Fabian G December 23, 2008
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what even is

A way to express confusion over a situation or an object... can be followed by the thing that is confusing, or just said by itself, usually with "this" at the end.
Mom: What even is this, Jacob? -points to line of powder on his desk.
or
Madison: What the fuck Alex? You're cheating on me?!?!? What even is this?!?!?
by shadypalmtree April 27, 2016
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not even gay

a saying used after seeing something that is obviously gay
A: Hey did you see Jeff wipe the mayonnaise from Bills face?
B: Yeah, thats not even gay
by alonso cordova December 10, 2007
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dont even

a phrase which might be stated when someone hints or suggests something that another person finds either incorrect or doesnt want revealed.
by Just Me December 4, 2003
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Evanescence

A band who are alright. Don't get me wrong their music is great and all that. But Amy Lee really needs to get over herself. Anybody know the names of the people who play the actual music? No. I didn't think so. She should start to let the "band" get some credit for once. Amy lee this Amy Lee that. They is more than one person in the band.
Person 1: Wow Evanescence are SO good i love her!

Me: You love her? Don't you mean the band?

Person 1: You mean, they is more than one person in the band? Oh. . .
by [insert name here] July 16, 2008
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