I shit myself empty

A phrase used after enduring chronic diarrhea

Person 1: "That kebab last night gave me dark insides"

Person 2: "Yeah tell me about it, I shit myself empty"

by basilbrush October 19, 2008

Empty Brain Syndrome

- the short-term disease that occurs when one is asked to recall something or give an example to prove their point, but cannot remember anything to do so

-otherwise known as EBS.

Edna: Something weird always seems to happen to me on the 18th of every month at precisely 6.09 at night
Larry: Such as.. ?
Edna: Umm.. I cant remember anything right now
Larry: Ah, empty brain syndrome.

by katykinz. December 17, 2008

Empirialism

That which results in the building of an empire and the anagramic truth in the word "imperialism". Generally considered to be a self-defeating form of governance.

In the latter half of the twentieth century, The United States, after the destruction of its manufacturing base, began utilizing empirialism in order to secure the resources necessary to maintain their precarious and ill-fated position as world leader. Rome and Great Britain are other historical examples of the failed policy of empirialism.

by Mikeyhead April 7, 2010

Pre-emptive sex pushups

Pushups that a male will perform prier to having sex. The main purpose of these pushups is to get his muscles warmed up for having sex.

Chris: "One, two, three, four, five..."
Lisa: "What the hell are you doing?"
Chris: "Pre-emptive sex pushups."
Lisa: "Oh, ok."

by ChiStriker June 23, 2011

living the dream at the empo

The ability to stay for days on end at the virginia tech math emporium.

Damn, mike is living the dream at the empo.

by miked06 December 20, 2008

Inland Empire

The area between Pamona and Beaumont and is usually referred to as the IE. The overall valley is a haven of cheap homes, which lures lower income families to migrate from Los Angeles to the heart of the IE (San Bernardino). San Bernardino has a reputation of being "ghetto" or "trashy" and has a high crime rate, which has spread to other cities in the IE.

I'm from Rialto, and trust me the Inland Empire is ghetto.

by Inland Empire May 14, 2015

Evil Empire

Ugly copper-roofed monstrosities (buildings) situated in Coeurdifornia, Idaho on once-eautiful Lake Coeur d'Alene. Motto: Greed rules!!!

When the Evil Empire enticed Californians to move to north Idaho, it was the beginning of the end for Coeurdifornia (once known as the peaceful and beautiful Coeur d'Alene).

by Disgruntled Idahoan August 24, 2007