someone sucks there peiod blood out of a women. gargles it in there mouth, drinks it, throws it back up into a pan with an egg in it to make an omllete. shove the omllete up there arse while masturbating whilst being strangled and whipped.
guy1: you no all the stuff in the box above?
guy2: yer
guy1: i did it all :D
guy2: um... ok
guy1: bloody egging is now my new hobby
guy2: thats great
guy2: yer
guy1: i did it all :D
guy2: um... ok
guy1: bloody egging is now my new hobby
guy2: thats great
by the public illustrator November 15, 2009
Get the bloody eggmug. When Brandon Culleton invites himself to your house, causing everyone to be upset, this results in him acting like a pussy until the next day this is when he cooks 7 SCAMBLED EGGS AFTER EVERYONE TOLD HIM THEY DIDNT WANT ANY!!! this also causes Dave to throw the carton at the door and punch a hole through the door.
by SEVEN EGGS Arrrrrgggggg March 1, 2009
Get the seven eggsmug. A love egg is comfortable, loving place where friends can study, watch TV, or just hang out. It is created by pushing two couches (preferably of same size) together to create an enclosed space (a love egg).
Brianna: "hey guys I made a love egg on the lien one common room, want to come study"
Sammie: "Oh sure, as soon as I'm done watching meatspin!"
Alyssa: "Thanks for making such a special place for us to hang out Brianna"
Sammie: "Oh sure, as soon as I'm done watching meatspin!"
Alyssa: "Thanks for making such a special place for us to hang out Brianna"
by DeltaINO May 13, 2009
Get the love eggmug. Terry: Hey Phil, did your dog just shit in my garden?
Phil: No Tel, you must be mistaken. Thats a barkers egg.
Phil: No Tel, you must be mistaken. Thats a barkers egg.
by seamanrob May 28, 2011
Get the barkers eggmug. An asshole person who acts in such a rude and childish manner that he is little more than an tactless under developed foetus, hence "egg" ...
Person 1: "Dude, he just called your mom a fat dirty hairy poo poo face! How infantile ..."
Person 2: " I know, what a Fucker Egg ..."
Person 2: " I know, what a Fucker Egg ..."
by 2BC April 26, 2009
Get the Fucker Eggmug. A question of cause-and-effect or sequence of actions, possibly unanswerable.
From the eternal question "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?"
From the eternal question "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?"
Did an earthquake cause the mine collapse, or was the collapse itself registered as the quake? This could be a chicken-or-egg problem.
by Man Machine August 15, 2007
Get the chicken-or-eggmug. A nightguard that used to work at Sister Location but the restaurant recently burnes down, the cause is unknown.
by EeveLyn November 22, 2020
Get the Eggs Benedictmug.