coll-eejit

N. blend of 'collegiate' + 'eejit' (= Irish dialect for 'idiot.')

A college or university student who is/ acts too stupid/foolish to be one.

I can't believe that Jason is a junior at Kent State! He chronically says things like, "She don't got none." What a coll-eejit!

by PatBB March 18, 2004

EES

calm it down, chill, to take it easy with something
Derived from the acronym for Engineering Equation Solver a powerful problem solving tool which simplifies all situations

Hayman was hitting on my girl, so i was like 'yo EES with that'.

by Holko April 29, 2004

Eesh

Eesh is an Indian name which means god. They are down to earth and respected by people. They are really sweet and cute. They are really talented and great friends to have in your life who always got your back and available for you anytime.

Eesh is an another name of god.

by MARK RANDHAWA April 24, 2017

Eesh

Eesh is a greek term from mythologists during the 10th century. It is a verbal illustration of distress or exclamation in a negative light.

Phil: "Dude oh my god, I forgot to hand in my philosophy paper to Ms. Miller!"
Galen: Dude...
Chris: She is going to SLAY you!
(Collectively): Eesh...

by ChrisDISHTALO February 26, 2008

eeger

When a gay guy with a 4.5 inch dick sticks it in some chicks ear and sticks it up her butt and she eats whateevrs on it afterwards.

"Dude when i was giving her eeger, she barfed all over my dick, sweet."

by dirty sanchez lover January 13, 2008

Moray Eel

The act of defecating inside a woman's vagina and having her squeeze it back out. Named for bearing resemblance to how moray eels pop out of their holes.

Bob: "My girlfriend has always wanted a pet eel, but I don't want a fish tank."
Jim: "Have you tried giving her a Moray Eel? All the excitement of an eel without the fish tank!"
Bob: "Isn't that sexual?"
Jim: "Yes, that makes it even better!"

by TheAtomicFish September 5, 2009

Feckin eejit

What you call someone that has no common sense or intelligence

Hey Africa is a state right?”no it’s a continent you feckin eejit

by Hitlers foreskin November 27, 2018