The Doege Diet

a diet consisting of peanut butter, bread, and water. made for people who have no time to eat, want to be thin, or have the last name of Doege.

person 1: whoa! you've lost some weight!
person 2: yeah well, with my schoolwork i have no time to eat, so i went on the doege diet and since then ive lost 300 pounds!

by princess.duh. September 12, 2011

stall dodger

one who starts with the first public restroom stall - and dodges each one until finding one clean of pubic hair, urine, or leftover feces floating in the toilet

At work, Allison is considered an expert stall dodger as she struggles to find a clean bathroom stall to relieve herself in.

by I like clean October 24, 2012

Dish Dodger

Someone who always tries to escape dish duty. In a family, a child may often use the excuse that he has uncompleted homework, which implies its a more pressing matter than helping clean the kitchen or dishes.

My friend became a dish dodger after he told his parents he had to finish math homework.

by racergamer February 22, 2015

Snoop Doge

Snoope doge is a sexually attracted person who loves porn

Snoop doge watches porn at night

by P;lokjhgfdsa3r4t5yujkl,. September 15, 2016

granny dodger

A rapist of older women

That guy over there got locked up for being a granny dodger

by Dsnow2000 December 20, 2016

fartful dodge

The act of constantly visiting the restroom to avoid employment duties.

Where is Tara? It is her turn to do a haircut.

In the restroom, doing the fartful dodge.

Fartful dodging again???!!!

by Formerly Glenn March 27, 2017

Fanny Dodger

Someone who dodges fannies.

A virgin cunt but without the cunt.

Rydo- Oh hey, my main man Dan! What's the deal with that little dude over there?
Dan- Och nothing mate, he's just a wee Fanny Dodger.

Rydo- Uh bruh what the flip is a Fanny Dodger?
Dan- Fuck up

by Professional Dodger October 10, 2018