DoobieBoobie 

Those who smoke dope and their breasts become boobs as pot decreases a mans testosterone.

For men that didn't smoke weed, the average testosterone level was almost double what it was for men who did smoke. Guys who did smoke marijuana had an average T-level of about 416, while the non-smokers hit about 724. Men are now getting plastic surgery to fix their breasts.

What happened to Jeff's chest? When he went from looking fit and chiseled to needing to wear a bra! Is he a transexual now? Turns out he developed DoobieBoobies. He did not know what a DoobieBoobie was until now.

Andy was so upset, he could not understand why he was growing breasts! Freaked out he went to the doctor to learn that his smoking pot was lowering his testosterone levels and increasing his estrogen. He stopped doing pot but the boobs stayed. Now he has to go to a plastic surgeon to fix the problem for thousands of dollars. The DoobieBoobie is a trap.

DoobieBoobie by a2hdesign November 14, 2022

doodle doo

Slang term for a man's penis based on "cock-a-doodle-doo".

'She was all over me after seeing my doodle doo.'

'Mommy got prego by playing with daddy's doodle doo.'
'I nearly passed out after taking a shot to the doodle doo.'

doodle doo by Split Rock goes the Clock January 26, 2023

DoobieDowner

A stoner that smokes too much weed and is always all up in their feelings....

Dude needs to get up out of his feelings and stop being a Doobiedowner.

That Doobiedowner needs to smoke less weed.

DoobieDowner by NEZZY2122 February 22, 2023

Doodlebug 

1) Any painted rock for the garden, especially to form a cuddly creature such as a ladybug.

2) Cute and cuddly girlfriend or boyfriend.

1) I love my doodlebugs but beware the Garden gnomes who hunt them.

2) Jackie curled up on the couch while Kent gently ran his fingers through her hair, his little doodlebug.

Doodlebug by SchnuckiputziDoodlebuggi November 1, 2023

dumpsy doodle 

cute bowel movement

"Uh oh, I have to dumpsy doodle!"

dumpsy doodle by Dumspy Princess October 26, 2012

rubber doodle 

1. A collection of kinky entertainment latex\rubber artifacts for AI entities. whatever simulates synthetix, like: a condom, a dildo; Latex Inflatable Anal Tube with Balloon.

2. The timely interaction between AI and organic entities using Rubber Doodles so they can travel back and forth in time in order to prolong orgasm for the rest of eternity to avoid a Premature Ejaculation.

3. .A Google Doodle animated in a loop, traveling back and forth in time. Coined after an animated Google Doodle of traffic light which caused a traffic jam, that, according to conspiracy, aimed at initiating another war in the Middle East, prevented within an inch by a random superhero puppy.

1. With adequate spare rubber doodles, any robot can easily cum.

2. OH, COMMON! COMON! COMON! GIVE IT TO ME! GIVE IT TO ME! GIVE IT TO ME! Ad infinitum
3. . Hey, stop this Perpetuum -traffic, or else!
"Or else what?"
Else I'll shift my costume and call the police!
And you will never get away from your rubber doodles! Happy?

rubber doodle by tottal loss January 23, 2016

slicker-doodle 

A small young girl with an answer to everything

I asked "slicker-doodle" how a hole was kicked in the wall. She replied,"must of be a mouse in the wall"

slicker-doodle by Dirtydancer12 September 11, 2016