on deck now

Means, in charge, took control, the boss, giving out orders

Bills no longer in charge, I'm on deck now

by Lc122 October 18, 2020

Dick Deck

A gay orgy of dudes sticking their dicks inside eachother and making a form like a deck of cards

Man, i wonder if a dick deck with my friends would feel better than winning a card game.

by Surprise, Butt Sex May 19, 2019

Decks

The girl version of wheels. The girl version of wheels is decks it's the way a woman pursues a man. "Picks up" a man.

Eg. Girl version of wheels (DECKS)

Girl "Hey can I get you're number? (;"
Boy: "Yes (;"
Friend: Haha DECKKSS

by Seaofwanderlust September 28, 2013

Decking

Basically the opposite of docking
To deck you need 3 men, 2 of the 3 men will prolapse their assholes and the third man will wrap ones prolapsed ass over the other one.

Bro me jack and Carl did decking the other day, it hurt like shit but it was worth it

by The ultimate businessman October 15, 2024

Big Deck Energy

Having the skills to make big, bold, and compelling Power Point presentations.

Kevin's got that 'BDE'... Big Deck Energy, so the execs love him...

by -=v00d00=- March 19, 2024

Upper deck foul

When you get to your girlfriends house with a hard dick in your pants expecting it to get satisfied. But when you arrive some other dude’s sitting on her couch & she tells you it’s over and doesn’t want to see you again. You excuse yourself to use her bathroom. Drop a deuce in the tank on the back of the toilet jerk off on the toilet seat and leave.

You’re hanging with your Bro’ he says he dude how did your hot date go last night with your little hottie? And you say “Dude, I thought I was getting some action, but she told me it was over“. So I had no choice but to declare an upper deck foul before I left. Let her new umpire confirm it.

by Chucklito89 July 21, 2023

Deck

There's no introduction needed for Deck. Deck gives me a good laugh. Deck lights up the groupchat when she's there. Deck will always be loved and needed because Deck is Deck.
And we fucking love Deck.
-Jazzy <3

"Deck is so funny."
"S tier humor, for real."

by stfujazzy April 15, 2022