That one kid that is always I their iPad, which usually has a thick case and is encrusted in a thicc later of snot. Commonly seen in a Wal-Mart basket with Cocomelon playing on full volume from their YouTube kids.
by CrayolaKlay June 20, 2022
Get the Crusty iPad Kidmug. This word is used to describe someone who is usually very unsanitary, has poor hygiene and does not do anything except eat and play fortnite.
by PP lovr August 8, 2019
Get the crusty waste of spacemug. This only happens once a year, usually on the fourth of July. A man and a woman join in sexual relations, and the man dips his man meat in caramel and he puts it in the freezer and waits for the caramel to harden. Then the woman lays on the floor and the man gets running start, then at full speed he rams the woman in her shitnozzle. He will then proceed to push the woman around on her face, thus the name "Rusty-crusty bulldozer".
by Jawsh2882 August 22, 2010
Get the Rusty-crusty bulldozermug. n. Residual shit between ones ass crack, due to improper wiping techniques, which dries to cause severe anal discomfort, physical activity can exagerate such effects.
Yo dude, I gotta stop and take a shower. I've got a haggard crusty ass deamon kickin. All this Dance Dance Revolution is rubbin it raw bro.
by grundlemychuzzle February 15, 2005
Get the crusty ass deamonmug. “Don’t date her, she’s a crusty tube sock.”
“I’ve known some whores in my day but that guy is the biggest crusty tube sock I’ve ever met.”
“I’ve known some whores in my day but that guy is the biggest crusty tube sock I’ve ever met.”
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
Get the Crusty tube sockmug. by SparkeyRob June 19, 2014
Get the Crusty Blue Lobstermug. A nasty-ass Ho's nasty-ass
by IdntgivaFOX January 16, 2020
Get the Crusty Hoo-piemug.