cowboy cadillac

A pickup truck. Usually with the truck bed filled with empty beer cans and/or dogs.

Billy Bob went over to pick up his date Sue Ellen in his beat-up cowboy cadillac.

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit August 18, 2006

Eastern cowboy

to have BMW, a shaven head, a leather jacket and hailing from Poland.

by Darius April 25, 2003

Memphis cowbell

The act of standing over ones friend/dirty groupie while they sleep. Start to masturbate/yank it. Just before you reach your climax smack the unsuspecting friend/dirty groupie in the forehead and spray all over his/her face.

Also referred to as the Wisconsin pillow snake.

hey look at me, im standing over Jimi Slowtit. watch while i spray him in the face with spunk. (slap) (sploosh)

ha you just got the Memphis cowbell

by Ian Warsaw September 10, 2009

cowboy juice

When you hang out with a country boy so much you cowboy juice your pants.

Wayne: howdy bertrude, why are your panties so wet
Bertrude: I'm sorry Wayne but whenever I'm around you, you make me cowboy juice my pants.

by Va.gina August 27, 2017

Bear Cowboy Indian

A wild cocktail combo, guaranteed to start (or End) a crazy night. A Jaeger Bomb, Vegas Bomb, and an Irish Car Bomb, usually in that order.

"Billy, give us two Bear Cowboy Indians"

by MZapp November 11, 2013

Corporate Cowboy

Noun: an individual who works for money for the sake of money. Takes care of business for business' sake. Renegade working inside corporate ranks, fucking up all kinds of bottlenecks and complacency. Rocks the boat and follows the money. Takes "In God We Trust" to literally mean our, the royal "We", trust held in fiat currency. Will break rules AND take credit for it. Not afraid to catch flak. Cutthoat. Guilty by association.

Example 1
Person 1: Hey did you hear redacted got called to the 11th floor?
Person 2: Technically, redacted can't be called anywhere. They're an 1099- Independent Contractor.
Person 1: Fucking Corporate Cowboy. Probably stays cutting checks.
Person 2: Probably stays breaking necks. "Earn your keep, if you know what I mean..." haha

Example 2
Person A: Since when is a work day 8-5? WTF happened to 9-5?
Person B: "Right-to-Work", bud.
Person A: WTF is "Right-to-Work?" What happened to "Fire-at-Will?"
Person B: You need approval to fuck with Rules of Engagement. Corporate War and all. Can't just lick potshots all willy-nilly.
Person A: Fucking ay, man. Corporate Cowboys don't have to deal with Chains of Command. Are they hiring?
Person B: They don't hire. They only fire. Hahaha
Person A: Haha lit

by el socio October 10, 2018

Honolulu Cowboy

Danielle Bartlett

You’re a fuckin honolulu cowboy

by Poopvagina March 18, 2019