cleaning carpet

Licking someone's public hair.

"What were you up to last night?" "Just cleaning carpet" "How olds your girlfriend, 70?"

by rapscal_2002 February 2, 2017

Mr. Clean

Someone who is very clean, which means that they are a very skilled and respectable individual.

Holy dicks, my teacher is actually Mr. Clean.

by Andre2698 September 18, 2017

clean pickins

Clean pickins is something that you do not have to scrutinize or even think twice about how perfect it is. If it's clean pickins, it don't need no nitpickin!

My Subaru I am trading in is clean pickins, boy! You need to tell your manager there ain't no need to nit pick it!

by Ryno2603 November 10, 2017

Rip Clean in

do the extreme

Horse in

really go for it

do the dawg! (dog)

1) you are very slow with the drinking pace there Ian! why don't you rip clean in?

2) I ripped Clean into the gats, boy!

3) I ripped clean into the bass trombone! The conductor told me to play only forte!

4) your man slapped my girlfriend's ass so I ripped clean into him!

5) I ripped clean into a batter burger after gatting!

by frostyPaul August 20, 2008

backseat cleaning

When your parent or parents tell you what to clean as you're cleaning, which is completely unnecessary.

"John, don't forget to dust. Oh, while you're dusting, make sure you're getting the edges of the fan. And vacuum after you're done. And while you're vacuuming, get underneath the couch."
"For fuck's sake, mom, enough with the backseat cleaning!"

by GK162248 September 25, 2013

Clean Logan

Opposite of a Dirty Logan. (When his dick is very small)

Sister 1: did he have a Dirty Logan when he put it in your butt?
Sister 2: no it was a Clean Logan.
Sister 1: Omg I can’t believe our brother has a Clean Logan haha

by Wtfisacleanlogan? April 13, 2020

dirty clean

If your house is dirty clean that means you hid the worst of it. It's still filthy... you just can't tell right away.

Dude, I can't see the bugs and mold anymore but I still want to disinfect everything before I touch it. It looks clean, but I know it's still dirty. It's dirty clean.

by laura rules wyoming January 16, 2011