Christian

A boy who is a complete and utter dork. He probably enjoys Star Wars and reading, but he is also very sweet and loyal. He tries to be there for you when you're in need. When you're down, he can pick you up. He's weird, and you feel like you can be yourself around him. He's just a wonderful person to be around, and he can make you smile like no one else can.

Who's that weirdo?

Oh, that's just Christian. He's amazing.

by georificer December 19, 2022

Christian

Christian can either be really sweet boy or an extremely mean one. If he's nice to you, that most likely means he really cares about you. He takes responsibility for his actions (sometimes!) He might also have a difficult time expressing himself but when Hes comfortable with you, he'll talk to you about everything. Even though Christian can be really mean at times, he's a great friend that would hurt to lose.

"Its that rlly nice boy, Christian!"
"Bro hes a bi-"

by gabyy.. January 14, 2023

Christian

HAs a Giant Dumpy

Christian's Dumpy Is giant

by Dumpys January 20, 2023

Christian

big
bulging
bulky
chunky
heavy
hefty
inflated
large
meaty
obese
plump
well-fed
blimp
bovine
broad
bull
butterball
distended
gross
husky
lard
roly-poly
solid
stout
swollen
beefy
brawny
burly
corpulent
dumpy
elephantine
fleshy
gargantuan
heavyset
jelly-belly
oversize
paunchy
plumpish
ponderous
porcine
portly
potbellied
pudgy
rotund
thickset
weighty
whalelike

"wow that guy is Christian as fuck"

by spunchboblover12 February 17, 2023

Christian

christian is a dumb fat bitch who loves to fuck dogs

yo that guys a christian he fucked a dog

by lennisball March 3, 2023

christian

christian is this hot guy and he makes eye contact with you 24/7. you hope he likes you but your not for sure. he lives on a dairy farm but he’s not a farmer kid at all. he’s really hot.

damn, is that christian? he’s so hot.

by anonymous March 11, 2023

Christian

A dude who usually plays a sport like lacrosse. He has a million girls fawning over him and nobody really knows why. He can’t make a decision to save his life, and is commonly caught between two people (his side chics? you’ll never know). Most of the time he is into a close female friend who may or may not be sleeping with him.

“I think i’m starting to like Christian”
“You know he’s talking to his best friend”

by rawrrawr17LOTRQ April 6, 2023