Tittie Baby

A chiefly southern expression used as a derogatory term towards someone who is acting unusually whiney, timid, or otherwise cowardly.

Quit being such a tittie baby and go kick that rottweiler in the nuts!

by Mark March 24, 2004

Ugly Baby

A term used when a person's brain filter fails to catch a catastrophic social faux pas that causes a relationship to be strained and even terminate. Usually done when acting in a humorous setting, it appears to be harmless at first but the intended recipient either takes it wrong or someone eavesdropping gets butt hurt and starts acting like an ugly baby themselves.

Jaimie:"Hey Nick check out this pic of my god daughter, isn't she just the cutest?"
Nick:"Damn! that's an ugly baby!
Sasha:"What the fuck is he talkin about my little girl for!
Jaimie:"It was a joke..."

by Pally is Funny January 19, 2010

fecal baby

(insult to call someone) baby whose mother's pregnancy was caused by semen leaking out of her anus, into her vagina

so im guessing you were a fecal baby?

by Julia November 26, 2003

Baby Yodasexual

Someone that's only attracted someone extremely cute and perfect.

Ever since the baby yodasexual started watching The Mandalorian, I've never been able to get so much as a hug out of them.

by Sherof December 23, 2019

Fix-it baby

when a marriage is going wrong spouses will often have what is known as a 'fix it baby.' A fix it baby is suppose to enhance family harmony and promote family solidarity. However, if the issue isn't resolved within the marriage than a baby will only be a temporary patch in hole of your marriage.

"Hey man, my wife and I have been having a lot of fights lately... I'm not sure if our marriage is going to make it... I don't know what to do."

"Have a Fix-it baby. You have a baby, and it is suppose to fix everything. My wife and I did it."

"Yeah but you're getting a divorce.."

"I never said it was permanent."

by The Credible Hulk November 12, 2012

grass baby

A grass baby is a tiny pot of grass. Usually couple grow it together, and call it a grass baby !

Me and my boyfriend have grass baby, we check it everyday to see its growth!

by Grassbaby101 April 17, 2017

Tv Baby

Someone who was raised by the Television. Instead of the parents hireing a babysitter they plant the kid(s) in front of the television. In turn the tv raises the kid.

That boy is a TV baby. Dont they ever get out of the house top play with other kids?

by itsEViLDeDdotcom September 20, 2011