Speed Buddies

1. When you drive down a highway behind another car for a fair amount of time but feel no need to overtake it, because your speed match almost perfectly.
2. When you swim in a pool, behind or ahead another random person and neither of you feel the need to overtake one another throughout the entire session.

1. Oh damn, my speed buddy just turned away. It was rather comfortable to drive behind him. I guess now I'll have to watch my speedometer.
2. I really hope I'll find some speed buddies in the pool today, they always prevent me from resting on the edges.

by Elizabeth_Bathory August 16, 2009

Nutri-Buddies

Two or more people who are both friends and on the dietary plan Nutrisystem.

Bob:Jim what are you eating there.
Jim:(Hesitantly) Uh some food.
Bob:Ohhhh Jim your on Nutrisystem. I see.

The Next Day.

Jim:Hey Bob whats that your eating.
Bob;(Hesitantly) Uh some food.
Jim:Oh my Bob your on Nutrisystem to.
Bob:Well now that the secrets out I guess were both Nutri-Buddies.

by Japan Bubbles August 27, 2009

Buddy Info'd

When something ridiculous and embarrassing enough is said online that it merits being copied and pasted into your AIM Buddy Info for everyone else to see.

Screenname1: I gotta get laid on friday or I might as well shove my dick in a blender.
Screenname2: LOL
Screenname2: kid, you just got Buddy Info'd.

by nandeezy March 15, 2010

Squeeze Buddies

Someone you can hug and cuddle with, with no more expectations. Also, Squeeze Buddies are allowed access to the breasts. Similar to the Teddy Person.

Brad and I are Squeeze Buddies. We cuddle often.

by Slipp3ryWingedSheep October 16, 2009

informer buddy

an automated law enforcement chat bot for instant messaging.

I think i'll Instant Message informer buddy and turn myself in for smoking marijuana.

by Smokey McBongrip January 19, 2008

Bladder Buddy

Someone who shares the same elimination cycle as you and whom you see regularly at the adjacent urinal.

Also: Bowel Buddy

Hey, Frank, you're becoming a regular bladder buddy since you passed that kidney stone.

by Ben Cain September 6, 2007

buddy-talk

Pro. BUH-DEE TOK
Intentional use of the word "buddy" (or other casual term of endearment) to subtly deter sexual advances from another person; typically used by females concerned that a male friend might be attempting to escape the friend zone.

1: "Dude, I don't think things are goin' anywhere with Julie..."
2: "How come?"
1: "Well I just came onto her and she laid some serious buddy-talk on me."
3: "OHHH, FRIEND ZONE FOR YOU, BUDDY!"
2: "Yeah, bummer."

by Chandler84 March 10, 2009