Dick Beetle

The Dick Beetle Aka the sloppy term for Crabs. The little beetles who craw around your genitalia

Hey Mike where did you get those Dick Beetles. You know that cunt Rhonda got them from her damn Dick Beetles.

by Jacktplier March 26, 2024

Dick beetle

Slang word for cockroach, an insect known for moving fast, infesting homes, and being a common pest in general.

Did you see that Dick beetle?

What the fuck are you talking about

I call cockroaches “Dick beetle”

by Just-a-weird-girl-69420 May 30, 2024

my Beetle

1. Used as a term of possession for a person of intended affection; one’s lover

Me, “I was speaking with my Beetle yesterday.”
You, “who?”
Me, “mine.”

by Dango mango June 2, 2024

Penis Beetle

Penis beetle

Penis beetle

by Inni84 June 17, 2024

dung beetle on top of the poop

An unwanted or degrading feature that worsens an already unfavorable situation, highlighting its baseness or unpleasantness.

The project was already a mess, and his lazy attitude was the dung beetle on top of the poop.

by BHARAT_THE_GREAT June 23, 2025

Doing The Beetle

Doing The Beetle is saying that your having a bang with someone other then your Girlfriend/Boyfriend

Lets start Doing The Beetle at Walmart tomorrow

by Big Dick Mikey August 6, 2016

bag o' beetus

(noun) synonym for extra large, extra salty, extra greasy, bag of potato chips

Mary: Henry watch ur diabeetus!
Henry: I wanna eat mah bag o' beetus!
*munch, munch, munch*

by TheWhiteBowser February 16, 2017