wang buffet

to slap or cuff with one's wang.

shut the f*** up or im gonna wang buffet you in the face.

by Cakenggt July 24, 2008

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Mystery Meat Buffet

when a female, 16-25 years of age, becomes heavily intoxicated at a party and has semi-consentual sex with multiple men whom she does not know and will not remember

"mystery meat" refers to the strangers' penises and "buffet" refers to the multiple partners

this differs from "Statutory Rape" (less tham 16 years of age) and "how do i not have herpes yet" (older that 25)

Girl 1: "Tina fell drank, like, 7 smirnoff ices, then she ate a mystery meat buffet til she puked on some dude and passed out"

Girl 2: "I hate it when that happens!"

by Captain Planet Jr May 6, 2011

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biffed

A state of excessive drunkeness.

We don't even remember much of last night, we got biffed

by Tom Cattaneo June 16, 2007

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boffed

To hit or get hit extremely hard. To lay out or be layed out Pertains to Lacrosse and American Football as well as Hockey. Can also mean to have sexual intercourse with someone.

Andy boffed the hell out of Kiernan when he was trying to catch the ball.\

Andy got boffed.

Andy boffed that girl last night

by Eanestrom October 29, 2008

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