Eanestrom's definitions

Eanes

Eanes is another word for Andy. Eanes is a human of unsurpassable intelligence, whose wit and charm are often desired at parties. When someone says the word Eanes they are often filled with an unexplainable joy. When ladies cry out Eanes in bed their orgasms are often multiplied ten fold. You can often finds lingering about the Time Cave with his cohorts Liam, Jacob, and Kiernan curator of the time cave. Do not expect an Eanes to linger about when police are near because he has been arrested multiple times and is now fearful of any police.

Eanes was at the party, but jumped the fence when the police arrived.

by Eanestrom October 28, 2008

KERD

Kiernan's Esophagal Reflux Disease. Similar to GERD or Gastro Esophagal Reflux Disease except it is contracted by living in a house made out of boxes and smoking vast quantities of Marijuana. Symptoms include stomach aches, strange burping, smoking more marijuana. May accompany leprosy and extreme laziness.

Kiernan always burps strangley due to his KERD.

Oh my god I got KERD'd today from smoking too much weed

by Eanestrom October 29, 2008

Canoodling

Engaging in foreplay

They were canoodling all night long.

by Eanestrom October 28, 2008

Nogg

Nogg is the epitome of Nate. Nate is a mongoloid human known for his love of redneck American culture, poop sex, schwag, and Volvo's. To understand Nogg one must study Nogg extensively in Nogg's natural habitat. If one has not observed the Nogg for a long time one cannot Fathom what Nogg is or compare people, places, or things to Nogg.

Pass the bong Nogg.

That guy is so Nogg.

That is such a Nogg car.

by Eanestrom October 30, 2008

Troggles

Tripping goggles. Any colored lensed eyewear worn during a hallucinogenic trip to conceal dilation of eyes and enhance visuals.

"Man, I need to put my troggles on before i go into 7-Eleven to get a slurpee so the po po dont know know."

"You look like a giant strawberry through these troggles."

by Eanestrom August 23, 2009

boffed

To hit or get hit extremely hard. To lay out or be layed out Pertains to Lacrosse and American Football as well as Hockey. Can also mean to have sexual intercourse with someone.

Andy boffed the hell out of Kiernan when he was trying to catch the ball.\

Andy got boffed.

Andy boffed that girl last night

by Eanestrom October 29, 2008

Coonehs

A hideous beast of epic proportions. It was enrolled in McCallum high schools class of 2007. Whenever Coonehs appeared people cringed in fear, cried, and prayed to their gods for forgiveness. She was the mascot for a short while which led us to win every football game we played due to the other team being too scared to play.

Oh my god, Coonehs looked at me today and i almost cried!

Coonehs ate a baby yesterday!

Coonehs is in one of my classes! I think i will slit my wrists instead of going.

by Eanestrom October 29, 2008