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balloon porn

Porn in which a person rubs balloons, grinds on balloons and stimulates themselves sexually on balloons to the point of popping the balloons while grinding on them.
There is an episode of Bobs Burgers where it is revealed Linda's father is into balloon porn and would like Linda's mother to play sexually with balloons in front of him, but she refuses to at first because she doesn't care for startling noises.
by SheThaRealG October 29, 2015
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Balloon

Why the heck do you not know what a balloon is? Are you ok? Is life ok?! GET HELP?! ITS A BALLOON FOR CHRISTS SAKE
Do you know what a balloon is?
Yes, Jerry. I'm not deranged.
by Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry January 25, 2017
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balloonphoria

The term used to describe when an individual is so tired to function properly it is as if they're brain has become "smooth like a balloon"
Prince is experiencing major balloonphoria right now.
by sighhhhhh January 23, 2023
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Goo Balloon

Fucking a girl with a condom, jizzing in it, pulling out and pissing, shitting, and spitting in said condom, then putting it in her mouth and clapping your hands together really hard on her face in hopes of bursting it.
I once served 6 months for giving a girl a goo balloon.
by bawss nigga October 31, 2011
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Wail Out For A Bailout

To ask a friend, family member, or a total stranger for some extra cash or a beneficial tool.
1) All the bums downtown were giving me a wail out for a bailout

2) When we played Monopoly, my brother wanted to get out of jail and wanted my Get out of jail free card, so he gave me a wail out for a bailout.

3) My calculus teacher was going to fail me, so I gave her a wail out for a bailout.
by megatallica360 January 24, 2009
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Ballooning

When a person usually a homosexual blows air into an uncircumcised man's penis, enlarging the foreskin to resemble a balloon. Usually an act of foreplay.
Hey, did you hear that corey "Ballooned" brad last night! Yeah, I heard that they were "Ballooning" each other all night
by Biggietalls April 30, 2010
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Balloon Popper

The vagina of a female dog.
I'd like to get me some fresh balloon popper.
by Sarc Mullivan November 10, 2008
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