amberhearding

When someone throws something at your face and it luckily doesn’t cause any damage but the recipient of the accidental face slam proceeds to dramatically claim they’ve been mortally wounded and you tell them to get a grip coz it didn’t hurt and ask them to stop amberhearding you.

Ouch fuck, that hit my eye, I’m blind!

Shut up, it didn’t hurt, stop amberhearding me!

by GigiPretty May 3, 2019

Amber effect

The rare occasion when one pulls up to an intersection. The cars,in front of you, that want to turn and have their blinkers on, the blinkers, which are an amber color, start blinking in unison. All going on and off at the same time, in a perfect accord. The effect only lasts at a maximun of 3 seconds.

Yesterday at around 5:30, when i was at a red light, i saw The amber effect happen right in front of me when 5 cars were wanting to turn left! Shit was so cash!!!

by stfubuddy August 19, 2009

amberle

amberle is very spunky. she is loud as hell and does not care what any others think of her. she does not understand any jokes, especially sexual ones being thrown at her. she is great in the sack. she is the biggest snot head in the world!

Amberle is the best person in the world, poop!

by lu cray cray July 26, 2012

Amberinmarin

The one and only endangered species of Marin county California. She is a statuesque goddess with flowing dark hair and stunning curves. Everything about her is absolutely perfect and you will instantly fall head over heels for her wanting to spend every waking moment in her presence. An angel. A goddess. The perfect woman, lover, friend. If you find one, you must please her, make her laugh and she will be yours forever.

I'm going to sneak away this afternoon and get some time with Amberinmarin.

Amberinmarin has enhanced my life and I'm forever grateful.

by TheRealDeal1975 January 19, 2013

amberlamps

When you get your ass handed to you by the Epic Beard Man, this is what you will take in order to get to the hospital.

Get me amberlamps!

by Idiot-Finder2 February 25, 2010

Amber Heard

A scam-artist who’s biggest achievement was being Johnny Depp’s exwife & can’t act to save her life. She abused Johnny Depp & 5 other female victims & pursued to defame & taunt him subsequently for 3 years until he sued her.
She’ll hopefully end up in jail for the combined crimes she committed.

Stop glamourising female abusers like Amber Heard. That’s all I have to say.

by The Roaring Rapids August 2, 2019

amber crissinger

an extremely large woman, commonly mistaked for a whale or large animal. national geographic made a magazine about this large creature but didnt have a camera lense wide enough to capture its enormous bod.

bro: damn bruh do you see that thing ?, i think its an amber crissinger..
bruh: yeah bro ! its wider than my cock !

by jdeante14 September 2, 2010