Jared

An absolute fucking cunt

That guy is such a Jared

You see that dickhead over there? What a Jared.

by PP Monger321 June 8, 2019

JARED

Gay

Jared is gay

by Neudjebfjs October 17, 2019

Jared on the Chaired

Jared on the Chaired is a magical elf who only sits on chairs & is much more critical on reports to santa than typical elves. Jared also explodes on christmas and shows back up again the next year.

Be good! Jared on the Chaired is watching!

by notoeduw December 21, 2024

jared special

When the woman shoves a Subway sandwich up your ass while giving you a blowjob. This occurs only when you yell "EAT FRESH"

Eileen gave her husband a Jared special.

by Carl, god of all that is holy February 28, 2018

Jared Leto is the best

That Jared Leto is the best actor in the world, as well as the best actor in history.

"Jared Leto is the best"

by DRUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGS September 11, 2022

Jared

is not Obama

jared thinks he is Obama but is not

by Not Joel August 24, 2020

Jared Punzalan

The most obnoxious,gay, asian you will ever meet. He looks emo as hell and has a crappy haircut

I never want to be a Jared Punzalan

by Baracoustic May 15, 2023