In the event of the zombie apocalypse these people can be very useful, they are stripped naked and be tied to a tree or other similar objects as a sacrifice to the zombies.
AKA. ZB
Person 1: "can I take salvage at your place in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
Person 2: "yes but you have to be the zombie bait"
When you skeet in a bitch's face, thereby gluing her eyes shut forever. Usually followed by a snowball, forming the devastating one-two punch.
Hellen Keller wasn't actually blind at birth, her dad just Zombie Masked her when she was four because she was so fucking stupid she needed a teacher to figure out what water was.